Bartenders

These are the fine men and women who get you drunk. Also see: bouncers Want to keep your bartenders happy? Avoid all of the taboos.
Bistro 33

• Bali (Sonic the Hedgehog called, he wants his hair back.)
  

• Jonny (Don't make him mad.)
  

• Nate (the Frog.)
  

• Kevin (Bistro Catalog Model.)
  

• Roman (he's at the hostess stand more than he's behind the bar.)
  

• Mike (looks sleepy, but he's just Korean.)
  

• Lauren (holdin' down Sunday mornings.)

Bistro 33 Tavern

• Kyle

The G Street Wunderbar

• Chris (the boss man)
  

• Drew
  

• Preacher
  

• Lance (The Lord of Libations)
  

• Bobby
  

• Ari (she'll make you a drink and teach you how to dance)

Froggy's

• Adam (Fastest and most knowledgeable bartender in town, and a nice guy to boot.)

Tres Hermanas

• Paul

Sophia's

• Asa (can play the guitar better than you.)
  

• Jarrett (owns weird animals.)
  

• Jen (perky!)
  

• Vienna (nice cans.)
  

• Jeremy (nice cans.)
  

• Jim (very nice cans.)
  

• Wayne
  

• John

Emeritus:

• Matt (wannabe actual marine biologist.)
  

• Justin (a minority's best friend.)
  

• Little Jim
  

• Tony
  

• Bridget
  

• Aaron
  

• Bill
  

• Jenny

Luke's Lounge

• Nate Luke (possibly fictional person.)
  

• Owen

The Graduate

• Scott 'Rock' Stahlberg -Longest serving bartender at the Grad. Nice guy and has some massive guns.
  

• Emily-daytime bartender and beloved by all.
  

• Kristy-loves animals, bad music and beer. Feeds the beast at least 5 times daily.
  

• Maria-Old school Grad employee who has returned to educate the youngsters.
  

• David 'Mash" Mashburn-Another old school employee who has come home. Has great stories about bartending in NYC.
  

• Johnny-Known as West Hollywood Johnny.Knows that the lion does not hunt the fly.
  

• Katrina-very sweet and does not appreciate hurricane jokes.
  

• Rita-Has the best collection of absurd headgear this side of the Pecos.
  

• Collin-Ex-UCD water polo stud and lover of ATHF.
  

• Navit-Killed a man in Reno once just to watch him die. Oh wait, that was someone else.
  

• Courtney-A paradox of a woman-a vegetarian who smokes. Loves to dance.
  

• Scotty-Bar manager, big Kahuna and makes a mean mojito. Or anything else for that matter.
  

• Charlie-BMOC who holds down the fort for Monday Country.

Part-timers:

• Chay-A mountain of a man, Davis legend and breaker of hearts.
  

• Geoff-Heavily inked, looks annoyed always and love his Southern Comfort. Ummm, Southern Comfort...