Recent Changes for "ChoadBot" - Davis Wikihttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBotRecent Changes of the page "ChoadBot" on Davis Wiki.en-us ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2010-04-30 21:51:26DinaDobkin <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- [[Image(knowthechoad.jpg)]]</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2010-04-30 21:49:59DinaDobkin <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 7: </td> <td> Line 7: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *<span>&nbsp;["Users/DinaDobkin"</span> Choadette<span>]</span> - Hot Sex/Keyboards </td> <td> <span>+</span> * Choadette - Hot Sex/Keyboards </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2009-09-10 03:07:41PayamBavafa <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 4: </td> <td> Line 4: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *<span>&nbsp;["Users/PayamBavafa"</span> Harry Choad<span>]</span> - Guitar/Fashismo </td> <td> <span>+</span> * Harry Choad - Guitar/Fashismo </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2008-09-04 22:45:02JasonAllerlink fixes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 4: </td> <td> Line 4: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["PayamBavafa" Harry Choad] - Guitar/Fashismo<br> <span>-</span> * ["GarrettPierce" Berry Choad] - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>PayamBavafa" Harry Choad] - Guitar/Fashismo<br> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>GarrettPierce" Berry Choad] - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 7: </td> <td> Line 7: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["DinaDobkin" Choadette] - Hot Sex/Keyboards </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>DinaDobkin" Choadette] - Hot Sex/Keyboards </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Here is what ["RobRoy"] has to say about ChoadBot (from Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Here is what ["<span>Users/</span>RobRoy"] has to say about ChoadBot (from Friendster): </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2007-11-29 02:30:46PxlAted(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. Choad Bot <span>i</span>s based in Davis and is: </td> <td> <span>+</span> ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. Choad Bot <span>wa</span>s based in Davis and is: </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2007-11-29 02:30:26PxlAted <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 34: </td> <td> Line 34: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> [[Image(sexathon.jpg)<span>, 359, thumbnail,</span>]] </td> <td> <span>+</span> [[Image(sexathon.jpg)]] </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2007-11-29 02:27:30PxlAted(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 33: </td> <td> Line 33: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> On April 23rd, 2006, Choadbot return<span>s</span> from the dead to play at Delta of Venus.<br> <span>-</span> [[Image(sexathon.jpg)]] </td> <td> <span>+</span> On April 23rd, 2006, Choadbot return<span>ed</span> from the dead to play at Delta of Venus.<br> <span>+</span> [[Image(sexathon.jpg)<span>, 359, thumbnail,</span>]] </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2006-06-07 16:08:02VivianPham <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> [[Image(knowthechoad.jpg)]]<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> [[Image(knowthechoad.jpg)]] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 25: </td> <td> Line 25: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> CM Caskey of ["The California Aggie"] and ["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches"] said that ChoadBot was the [http://californiaaggie.com/<span>article/</span>?<span>id</span>=<span>6831</span> worst band in Davis]: </td> <td> <span>+</span> CM Caskey of ["The California Aggie"] and ["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches"] said that ChoadBot was the [http://<span>www.</span>californiaaggie.com/<span>media/storage/paper981/news/2005/01/06/Features/Your-Favourite.local.Band.Sucks-1319087.shtml</span>?<span>norewrite200606071906&amp;sourcedomain</span>=<span>www.californiaaggie.com</span> worst band in Davis]: </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2006-04-17 18:40:04PxlAtedattached the poster for their upcoming show. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> a<span>ttachm</span>e<span>nt:</span>knowthechoad.jpg </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>[[Im</span>a<span>g</span>e<span>(</span>knowthechoad.jpg<span>)]] </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 11: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ||a<span>ttachm</span>e<span>nt:</span>berryrichard.jpg||a<span>ttachm</span>e<span>nt:</span>richard2.jpg|| </td> <td> <span>+</span> ||<span>[[Im</span>a<span>g</span>e<span>(</span>berryrichard.jpg<span>)]]</span>||<span>[[Im</span>a<span>g</span>e<span>(</span>richard2.jpg<span>)]]</span>|| </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 19: </td> <td> Line 19: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> a<span>ttachm</span>e<span>nt:</span>hotsex.jpg </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>[[Im</span>a<span>g</span>e<span>(</span>hotsex.jpg<span>)]]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 32: </td> <td> Line 32: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + On April 23rd, 2006, Choadbot returns from the dead to play at Delta of Venus.<br> + [[Image(sexathon.jpg)]]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2006-04-17 18:33:22PxlAtedUpload of image <a href="http://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot?action=Files&do=view&target=sexathon.jpg">sexathon.jpg</a>.ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-06-12 12:22:23EdwinSaadai just misread. coulda sworn it had said june. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ChoadBot played their last <span>show in </span>Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005. </td> <td> <span>+</span> ChoadBot played their last Davis<span>&nbsp;show</span> at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005. </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-06-12 12:21:15EdwinSaadaRevert to version dated 2005-06-11 21:25:50. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed what was to be their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ChoadBot played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ChoadBot actually played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jun 9th, 2005.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-06-12 00:29:51GiladGurantzYou typed "Jan 9th".. I'm guessing you meant "Jun"? <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ChoadBot actually played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on J<span>a</span>n 9th, 2005. </td> <td> <span>+</span> ChoadBot actually played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on J<span>u</span>n 9th, 2005. </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-06-11 22:38:51EdwinSaadawasn't a final show if they played again in june. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ChoadBot played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed what was to be their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ChoadBot actually played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-06-11 21:25:50MichaelGiardina <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 17: </td> <td> Line 17: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine. </td> <td> <span>+</span> When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot <span>["</span>sex<span>"]</span> in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine. </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-03-23 02:17:39JabberWokkyIntegrating comments. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 32: </td> <td> Line 32: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- <br> - [[Comments]]<br> - ------<br> - ''2005-02-05 21:40:39'' [[nbsp]] I would really love to see them again...any shows coming up? --["RohiniJasavala"]<br> - ------<br> - ''2005-02-26 23:57:32'' [[nbsp]] WE HAVE A SHOW THIS TUESDAY!!!! --["DinaDobkin"]<br> - ------<br> - ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"]------<br> - ''2005-03-03 11:52:20'' [[nbsp]] SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. --["MikeIvanov"]</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-03-22 11:43:54MikeIvanovRevert to version dated 2005-03-03 12:52:20. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ChoadBot[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]penultimate[[nbsp]]electro-trash[[nbsp]]band.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]Bot[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]based[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]Davis[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]is:<br> - [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["PayamBavafa" Harry_Choad][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Guitar/Fashismo<br> - [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["GarrettPierce" Berry_Choad][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large[[nbsp]]Balls<br> - [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["DanMacht" RICHARD][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Male[[nbsp]]Model/Mirrors<br> - [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["DinaDobkin" Choadette][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Hot[[nbsp]]Sex/Keyboards<br> - [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["GregHagel" Gregtron][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Perversion<br> - [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]Bafoid[[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Roboflux[[nbsp]]beats</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. Choad Bot is based in Davis and is:<br> + * ["PayamBavafa" Harry Choad] - Guitar/Fashismo<br> + * ["GarrettPierce" Berry Choad] - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls<br> + * ["DanMacht" RICHARD] - Male Model/Mirrors<br> + * ["DinaDobkin" Choadette] - Hot Sex/Keyboards<br> + * ["GregHagel" Gregtron] - Perversion<br> + * Bafoid - Roboflux beats</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Here<span>[[nbsp]]</span>is<span>[[nbsp]]</span>what<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["RobRoy" <span>RobRoy][[nbsp]]</span>has<span>[[nbsp]]</span>to<span>[[nbsp]]</span>say<span>[[nbsp]]</span>about<span>[[nbsp]]</span>ChoadBot<span>[[nbsp]]</span>(from<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Here<span>&nbsp;</span>is<span>&nbsp;</span>what<span>&nbsp;</span>["RobRoy"<span>]</span> has<span>&nbsp;</span>to<span>&nbsp;</span>say<span>&nbsp;</span>about<span>&nbsp;</span>ChoadBot<span>&nbsp;</span>(from<span>&nbsp;</span>Friendster): </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 17: </td> <td> Line 17: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]When[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]talked[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]people[[nbsp]]about[[nbsp]]ChoadBot[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]say,[[nbsp]]"Fuck[[nbsp]]what[[nbsp]]you[[nbsp]]heard.[[nbsp]]Believe[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]hype."[[nbsp]]Because[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]are[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]hyped[[nbsp]]up[[nbsp]]band[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]even[[nbsp]]though[[nbsp]]it[[nbsp]]seems[[nbsp]]like[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]oxymoron[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]hype[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]honest.[[nbsp]]When[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]saw[[nbsp]]them[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]nearly[[nbsp]]died.[[nbsp]]Not[[nbsp]]because[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]started[[nbsp]]screaming[[nbsp]]so[[nbsp]]load[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]comparison[[nbsp]]Beatlemania[[nbsp]]would[[nbsp]]feel[[nbsp]]like[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]afternoon[[nbsp]]on[[nbsp]]Cspan[[nbsp]]but[[nbsp]]because[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]nearly[[nbsp]]suffocated[[nbsp]]from[[nbsp]]all[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]hot[[nbsp]]sex[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]room.[[nbsp]]And[[nbsp]]when[[nbsp]]Berry[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]nearly[[nbsp]]killed[[nbsp]]himself[[nbsp]]when[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]started[[nbsp]]breaking[[nbsp]]every[[nbsp]]bone[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]his[[nbsp]]body[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]was[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]Christ[[nbsp]]like[[nbsp]]figure.[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]kept[[nbsp]]chanting[[nbsp]]"What[[nbsp]]would[[nbsp]]Iggy[[nbsp]]Pop[[nbsp]]do."[[nbsp]]And[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]did[[nbsp]]what[[nbsp]]Iggy[[nbsp]]Pop[[nbsp]]would[[nbsp]]do.[[nbsp]]He[[nbsp]]grabbed[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]few[[nbsp]]innocent[[nbsp]]audience[[nbsp]]members[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]shoved[[nbsp]]so[[nbsp]]much[[nbsp]]hot[[nbsp]]sex[[nbsp]]into[[nbsp]]their[[nbsp]]orifices[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]floor[[nbsp]]became[[nbsp]]wet[[nbsp]]with[[nbsp]]puddles[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]joyful[[nbsp]]urine.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 21: </td> <td> Line 21: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Also,<span>[[nbsp]]</span>a<span>[[nbsp]]</span>review<span>[[nbsp]]</span>by<span>[[nbsp]]</span>the<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["Dam Haus" <span>Dam_Haus][[nbsp]]</span>(Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Also,<span>&nbsp;</span>a<span>&nbsp;</span>review<span>&nbsp;</span>by<span>&nbsp;</span>the<span>&nbsp;</span>["Dam Haus"<span>]</span> (Friendster): </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 23: </td> <td> Line 23: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]think[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]Guiness[[nbsp]]Book[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]World[[nbsp]]Records[[nbsp]]should[[nbsp]]contain[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]entry[[nbsp]]for[[nbsp]]"The[[nbsp]]most[[nbsp]]cliches[[nbsp]]incorporated[[nbsp]]into[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]band:[[nbsp]]Choadbot[[nbsp]](sunglasses[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]night,[[nbsp]]rolling[[nbsp]]around[[nbsp]]on[[nbsp]]broken[[nbsp]]glass,[[nbsp]]instrument[[nbsp]]switcheroos,[[nbsp]]girl[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]slinky[[nbsp]]dress[[nbsp]]playing[[nbsp]]keyboards,[[nbsp]]lotsa[[nbsp]]stripping[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]nipple-rubbing,[[nbsp]]taking[[nbsp]]forever[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]set[[nbsp]]up,[[nbsp]]trying[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]make[[nbsp]]everyone[[nbsp]]clap[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]beat,[[nbsp]]boys[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]make-up,[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]newest[[nbsp]]rock[[nbsp]]cliche[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]certainly[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]most[[nbsp]]ingenious,[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]lead[[nbsp]]singer[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]bathrobe[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]Tevas."[[nbsp]]It[[nbsp]]was[[nbsp]]especially[[nbsp]]funny[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]after[[nbsp]]their[[nbsp]]hour-long[[nbsp]]seven[[nbsp]]song[[nbsp]]set[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]["Plainfield Station" Plainfield_Station],[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]offered[[nbsp]]CDRs[[nbsp]]for[[nbsp]]sale[[nbsp]]with[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]song[[nbsp]]on[[nbsp]]it,[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]admitted,[[nbsp]]"It's[[nbsp]]actually[[nbsp]]our[[nbsp]]only[[nbsp]]song."[[nbsp]]If[[nbsp]]you[[nbsp]]haven't[[nbsp]]seen[[nbsp]]ChoadBot,[[nbsp]]be[[nbsp]]ready[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]hear[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]word[[nbsp]]"choad"[[nbsp]]more[[nbsp]]times[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]hour[[nbsp]]than[[nbsp]]you've[[nbsp]]ever[[nbsp]]heard[[nbsp]]it[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]all[[nbsp]]your[[nbsp]]life.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ I think the Guiness Book of World Records should contain an entry for "The most cliches incorporated into one band: Choadbot (sunglasses at night, rolling around on broken glass, instrument switcheroos, girl in slinky dress playing keyboards, lotsa stripping and nipple-rubbing, taking forever to set up, trying to make everyone clap to the beat, boys in make-up, and the newest rock cliche and certainly the most ingenious, a lead singer in a bathrobe and Tevas." It was especially funny that after their hour-long seven song set at ["Plainfield Station"], they offered CDRs for sale with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen ChoadBot, be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 25: </td> <td> Line 25: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> CM<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Caskey<span>[[nbsp]]</span>of<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["The California Aggie" <span>The_California_Aggie][[nbsp]]</span>and<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches" <span>Filthy_Pete_and_the_Moustaches][[nbsp]]</span>said<span>[[nbsp]]</span>that<span>[[nbsp]]</span>ChoadBot<span>[[nbsp]]</span>was<span>[[nbsp]]</span>the<span>[[nbsp]]</span>[http://californiaaggie.com/article/?id=6831 worst band in Davis]: </td> <td> <span>+</span> CM<span>&nbsp;</span>Caskey<span>&nbsp;</span>of<span>&nbsp;</span>["The California Aggie"<span>]</span> and<span>&nbsp;</span>["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches"<span>]</span> said<span>&nbsp;</span>that<span>&nbsp;</span>ChoadBot<span>&nbsp;</span>was<span>&nbsp;</span>the<span>&nbsp;</span>[http://californiaaggie.com/article/?id=6831 worst band in Davis]: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 27: </td> <td> Line 27: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Every[[nbsp]]once[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]while[[nbsp]]this[[nbsp]]group[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]respectable[[nbsp]]local[[nbsp]]musicians[[nbsp]]from[[nbsp]]decent[[nbsp]]bands[[nbsp]]dresses[[nbsp]]up[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]women's[[nbsp]]underwear[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]turns[[nbsp]]into[[nbsp]]what[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]call[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]"electroclash"[[nbsp]]band.[[nbsp]]Ironically,[[nbsp]]they're[[nbsp]]not[[nbsp]]electroclash.[[nbsp]]They're[[nbsp]]also[[nbsp]]not[[nbsp]]very[[nbsp]]good.[[nbsp]]Yeah,[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]know[[nbsp]]it's[[nbsp]]not[[nbsp]]serious.[[nbsp]]Yeah,[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]know[[nbsp]]it's[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]joke.[[nbsp]]Haha,[[nbsp]]very[[nbsp]]funny.[[nbsp]]It[[nbsp]]still[[nbsp]]sucks.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ Every once in a while this group of respectable local musicians from decent bands dresses up in women's underwear and turns into what they call an "electroclash" band. Ironically, they're not electroclash. They're also not very good. Yeah, I know it's not serious. Yeah, I know it's a joke. Haha, very funny. It still sucks.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ChoadBot<span>[[nbsp]]</span>played<span>[[nbsp]]</span>their<span>[[nbsp]]</span>last<span>[[nbsp]]</span>show<span>[[nbsp]]</span>in<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Davis<span>[[nbsp]]</span>at<span>[[nbsp]]</span>the<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["Pirate Ship" <span>Pirate_Ship][[nbsp]]</span>on<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Jan<span>[[nbsp]]</span>9th,<span>[[nbsp]]</span>2005. </td> <td> <span>+</span> ChoadBot<span>&nbsp;</span>played<span>&nbsp;</span>their<span>&nbsp;</span>last<span>&nbsp;</span>show<span>&nbsp;</span>in<span>&nbsp;</span>Davis<span>&nbsp;</span>at<span>&nbsp;</span>the<span>&nbsp;</span>["Pirate Ship"<span>]</span> on<span>&nbsp;</span>Jan<span>&nbsp;</span>9th,<span>&nbsp;</span>2005. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- On[[nbsp]]March[[nbsp]]1st,[[nbsp]]2005,[[nbsp]]ChoadBot[[nbsp]]performed[[nbsp]]their[[nbsp]]final[[nbsp]]show[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]''12[[nbsp]]Galaxies''[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]San[[nbsp]]Francisco.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]At[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]end[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]show[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]band[[nbsp]]members[[nbsp]]fell[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]ground[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]by[[nbsp]]one.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Except[[nbsp]]for[[nbsp]]Bafoid,[[nbsp]]who[[nbsp]]exclaimed,[[nbsp]]"ChoadBot[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]dead."[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]In[[nbsp]]Berry[[nbsp]]Choad's[[nbsp]]final[[nbsp]]words[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]audience[[nbsp]]before[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]died,[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]expressed[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]sincere[[nbsp]]hope[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]every[[nbsp]]member[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]audience[[nbsp]]will[[nbsp]]have[[nbsp]]sex[[nbsp]]later[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]night,[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]name[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]ChoadBot.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 35: </td> <td> Line 35: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''2005-02-05<span>[[nbsp]]</span>21:40:39''[[nbsp]]<span>[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]</span>I<span>[[nbsp]]</span>would<span>[[nbsp]]</span>really<span>[[nbsp]]</span>love<span>[[nbsp]]</span>to<span>[[nbsp]]</span>see<span>[[nbsp]]</span>them<span>[[nbsp]]</span>again...any<span>[[nbsp]]</span>shows<span>[[nbsp]]</span>coming<span>[[nbsp]]</span>up?<span>[[nbsp]]</span>--["RohiniJasavala"<span>&nbsp;RohiniJasavala</span>] </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''2005-02-05<span>&nbsp;</span>21:40:39''<span>&nbsp;</span>[[nbsp]]<span>&nbsp;</span>I<span>&nbsp;</span>would<span>&nbsp;</span>really<span>&nbsp;</span>love<span>&nbsp;</span>to<span>&nbsp;</span>see<span>&nbsp;</span>them<span>&nbsp;</span>again...any<span>&nbsp;</span>shows<span>&nbsp;</span>coming<span>&nbsp;</span>up?<span>&nbsp;</span>--["RohiniJasavala"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 37: </td> <td> Line 37: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''2005-02-26<span>[[nbsp]]</span>23:57:32''[[nbsp]]<span>[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]</span>WE<span>[[nbsp]]</span>HAVE<span>[[nbsp]]</span>A<span>[[nbsp]]</span>SHOW<span>[[nbsp]]</span>THIS<span>[[nbsp]]</span>TUESDAY!!!!<span>[[nbsp]]</span>--["DinaDobkin"<span>&nbsp;DinaDobkin</span>] </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''2005-02-26<span>&nbsp;</span>23:57:32''<span>&nbsp;</span>[[nbsp]]<span>&nbsp;</span>WE<span>&nbsp;</span>HAVE<span>&nbsp;</span>A<span>&nbsp;</span>SHOW<span>&nbsp;</span>THIS<span>&nbsp;</span>TUESDAY!!!!<span>&nbsp;</span>--["DinaDobkin"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 39: </td> <td> Line 39: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ''2005-03-03[[nbsp]]09:23:13''[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]When[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]saw[[nbsp]]Choadbot[[nbsp]]perform,[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]felt[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]rush[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]exhilaration[[nbsp]]go[[nbsp]]rippling[[nbsp]]down[[nbsp]]my[[nbsp]]legs[[nbsp]]across[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]floor[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]onward[[nbsp]]towards[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]Neverland.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]This[[nbsp]]band[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]so[[nbsp]]awesome[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]don't[[nbsp]]even[[nbsp]]need[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]play[[nbsp]]anything,[[nbsp]]because[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]will[[nbsp]]be[[nbsp]]satisfied[[nbsp]]simply[[nbsp]]screaming[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]my[[nbsp]]heart's[[nbsp]]content[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]utter[[nbsp]]sexiness[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]all[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]members.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]All[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]want[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]do[[nbsp]]now[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]get[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]pool.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Ride[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]Spaceship[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]planet[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]witness[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]wonder.[[nbsp]]--["ChoadsaLot" ChoadsaLot]------<br> - ''2005-03-03[[nbsp]]11:52:20''[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]SEX.[[nbsp]]IN.[[nbsp]]THE[[nbsp]]KI.[[nbsp]]TCHEN.[[nbsp]]SEX.[[nbsp]]IN.[[nbsp]]THE[[nbsp]]KI.[[nbsp]]TCHEN.[[nbsp]]--["MikeIvanov" MikeIvanov]------<br> - ''2005-03-04[[nbsp]]00:11:32''[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]scratch[[nbsp]]it[[nbsp]]--["ChoadsaLot" ChoadsaLot]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"]------<br> + ''2005-03-03 11:52:20'' [[nbsp]] SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. --["MikeIvanov"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-03-22 11:06:18RobertMorrisAll Rights Reversed <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. Choad Bot is based in Davis and is:<br> - * ["PayamBavafa" Harry Choad] - Guitar/Fashismo<br> - * ["GarrettPierce" Berry Choad] - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls<br> - * ["DanMacht" RICHARD] - Male Model/Mirrors<br> - * ["DinaDobkin" Choadette] - Hot Sex/Keyboards<br> - * ["GregHagel" Gregtron] - Perversion<br> - * Bafoid - Roboflux beats</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ChoadBot[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]penultimate[[nbsp]]electro-trash[[nbsp]]band.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]Bot[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]based[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]Davis[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]is:<br> + [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["PayamBavafa" Harry_Choad][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Guitar/Fashismo<br> + [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["GarrettPierce" Berry_Choad][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large[[nbsp]]Balls<br> + [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["DanMacht" RICHARD][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Male[[nbsp]]Model/Mirrors<br> + [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["DinaDobkin" Choadette][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Hot[[nbsp]]Sex/Keyboards<br> + [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]["GregHagel" Gregtron][[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Perversion<br> + [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]*[[nbsp]]Bafoid[[nbsp]]-[[nbsp]]Roboflux[[nbsp]]beats</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Here<span>&nbsp;</span>is<span>&nbsp;</span>what<span>&nbsp;</span>["RobRoy"]<span>&nbsp;</span>has<span>&nbsp;</span>to<span>&nbsp;</span>say<span>&nbsp;</span>about<span>&nbsp;</span>ChoadBot<span>&nbsp;</span>(from<span>&nbsp;</span>Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Here<span>[[nbsp]]</span>is<span>[[nbsp]]</span>what<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["RobRoy"<span>&nbsp;RobRoy</span>]<span>[[nbsp]]</span>has<span>[[nbsp]]</span>to<span>[[nbsp]]</span>say<span>[[nbsp]]</span>about<span>[[nbsp]]</span>ChoadBot<span>[[nbsp]]</span>(from<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Friendster): </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 17: </td> <td> Line 17: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]When[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]talked[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]people[[nbsp]]about[[nbsp]]ChoadBot[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]say,[[nbsp]]"Fuck[[nbsp]]what[[nbsp]]you[[nbsp]]heard.[[nbsp]]Believe[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]hype."[[nbsp]]Because[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]are[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]hyped[[nbsp]]up[[nbsp]]band[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]even[[nbsp]]though[[nbsp]]it[[nbsp]]seems[[nbsp]]like[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]oxymoron[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]hype[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]honest.[[nbsp]]When[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]saw[[nbsp]]them[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]nearly[[nbsp]]died.[[nbsp]]Not[[nbsp]]because[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]started[[nbsp]]screaming[[nbsp]]so[[nbsp]]load[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]comparison[[nbsp]]Beatlemania[[nbsp]]would[[nbsp]]feel[[nbsp]]like[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]afternoon[[nbsp]]on[[nbsp]]Cspan[[nbsp]]but[[nbsp]]because[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]nearly[[nbsp]]suffocated[[nbsp]]from[[nbsp]]all[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]hot[[nbsp]]sex[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]room.[[nbsp]]And[[nbsp]]when[[nbsp]]Berry[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]nearly[[nbsp]]killed[[nbsp]]himself[[nbsp]]when[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]started[[nbsp]]breaking[[nbsp]]every[[nbsp]]bone[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]his[[nbsp]]body[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]was[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]Christ[[nbsp]]like[[nbsp]]figure.[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]kept[[nbsp]]chanting[[nbsp]]"What[[nbsp]]would[[nbsp]]Iggy[[nbsp]]Pop[[nbsp]]do."[[nbsp]]And[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]did[[nbsp]]what[[nbsp]]Iggy[[nbsp]]Pop[[nbsp]]would[[nbsp]]do.[[nbsp]]He[[nbsp]]grabbed[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]few[[nbsp]]innocent[[nbsp]]audience[[nbsp]]members[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]shoved[[nbsp]]so[[nbsp]]much[[nbsp]]hot[[nbsp]]sex[[nbsp]]into[[nbsp]]their[[nbsp]]orifices[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]floor[[nbsp]]became[[nbsp]]wet[[nbsp]]with[[nbsp]]puddles[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]joyful[[nbsp]]urine.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 21: </td> <td> Line 21: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Also,<span>&nbsp;</span>a<span>&nbsp;</span>review<span>&nbsp;</span>by<span>&nbsp;</span>the<span>&nbsp;</span>["Dam Haus"]<span>&nbsp;</span>(Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Also,<span>[[nbsp]]</span>a<span>[[nbsp]]</span>review<span>[[nbsp]]</span>by<span>[[nbsp]]</span>the<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["Dam Haus"<span>&nbsp;Dam_Haus</span>]<span>[[nbsp]]</span>(Friendster): </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 23: </td> <td> Line 23: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- I think the Guiness Book of World Records should contain an entry for "The most cliches incorporated into one band: Choadbot (sunglasses at night, rolling around on broken glass, instrument switcheroos, girl in slinky dress playing keyboards, lotsa stripping and nipple-rubbing, taking forever to set up, trying to make everyone clap to the beat, boys in make-up, and the newest rock cliche and certainly the most ingenious, a lead singer in a bathrobe and Tevas." It was especially funny that after their hour-long seven song set at ["Plainfield Station"], they offered CDRs for sale with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen ChoadBot, be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]think[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]Guiness[[nbsp]]Book[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]World[[nbsp]]Records[[nbsp]]should[[nbsp]]contain[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]entry[[nbsp]]for[[nbsp]]"The[[nbsp]]most[[nbsp]]cliches[[nbsp]]incorporated[[nbsp]]into[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]band:[[nbsp]]Choadbot[[nbsp]](sunglasses[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]night,[[nbsp]]rolling[[nbsp]]around[[nbsp]]on[[nbsp]]broken[[nbsp]]glass,[[nbsp]]instrument[[nbsp]]switcheroos,[[nbsp]]girl[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]slinky[[nbsp]]dress[[nbsp]]playing[[nbsp]]keyboards,[[nbsp]]lotsa[[nbsp]]stripping[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]nipple-rubbing,[[nbsp]]taking[[nbsp]]forever[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]set[[nbsp]]up,[[nbsp]]trying[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]make[[nbsp]]everyone[[nbsp]]clap[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]beat,[[nbsp]]boys[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]make-up,[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]newest[[nbsp]]rock[[nbsp]]cliche[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]certainly[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]most[[nbsp]]ingenious,[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]lead[[nbsp]]singer[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]bathrobe[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]Tevas."[[nbsp]]It[[nbsp]]was[[nbsp]]especially[[nbsp]]funny[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]after[[nbsp]]their[[nbsp]]hour-long[[nbsp]]seven[[nbsp]]song[[nbsp]]set[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]["Plainfield Station" Plainfield_Station],[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]offered[[nbsp]]CDRs[[nbsp]]for[[nbsp]]sale[[nbsp]]with[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]song[[nbsp]]on[[nbsp]]it,[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]admitted,[[nbsp]]"It's[[nbsp]]actually[[nbsp]]our[[nbsp]]only[[nbsp]]song."[[nbsp]]If[[nbsp]]you[[nbsp]]haven't[[nbsp]]seen[[nbsp]]ChoadBot,[[nbsp]]be[[nbsp]]ready[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]hear[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]word[[nbsp]]"choad"[[nbsp]]more[[nbsp]]times[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]hour[[nbsp]]than[[nbsp]]you've[[nbsp]]ever[[nbsp]]heard[[nbsp]]it[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]all[[nbsp]]your[[nbsp]]life.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 25: </td> <td> Line 25: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> CM<span>&nbsp;</span>Caskey<span>&nbsp;</span>of<span>&nbsp;</span>["The California Aggie"<span>] and </span>["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches"<span>] said that </span>ChoadBot<span>&nbsp;</span>was<span>&nbsp;the </span>[http://californiaaggie.com/article/?id=6831 worst band in Davis]: </td> <td> <span>+</span> CM<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Caskey<span>[[nbsp]]</span>of<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["The California Aggie"<span>&nbsp;The_California_Aggie][[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]</span>["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches"<span>&nbsp;Filthy_Pete_and_the_Moustaches][[nbsp]]said[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]</span>ChoadBot<span>[[nbsp]]</span>was<span>[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]</span>[http://californiaaggie.com/article/?id=6831 worst band in Davis]: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 27: </td> <td> Line 27: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- Every once in a while this group of respectable local musicians from decent bands dresses up in women's underwear and turns into what they call an "electroclash" band. Ironically, they're not electroclash. They're also not very good. Yeah, I know it's not serious. Yeah, I know it's a joke. Haha, very funny. It still sucks.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ [[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Every[[nbsp]]once[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]while[[nbsp]]this[[nbsp]]group[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]respectable[[nbsp]]local[[nbsp]]musicians[[nbsp]]from[[nbsp]]decent[[nbsp]]bands[[nbsp]]dresses[[nbsp]]up[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]women's[[nbsp]]underwear[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]turns[[nbsp]]into[[nbsp]]what[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]call[[nbsp]]an[[nbsp]]"electroclash"[[nbsp]]band.[[nbsp]]Ironically,[[nbsp]]they're[[nbsp]]not[[nbsp]]electroclash.[[nbsp]]They're[[nbsp]]also[[nbsp]]not[[nbsp]]very[[nbsp]]good.[[nbsp]]Yeah,[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]know[[nbsp]]it's[[nbsp]]not[[nbsp]]serious.[[nbsp]]Yeah,[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]know[[nbsp]]it's[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]joke.[[nbsp]]Haha,[[nbsp]]very[[nbsp]]funny.[[nbsp]]It[[nbsp]]still[[nbsp]]sucks.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ChoadBot<span>&nbsp;</span>played<span>&nbsp;</span>their<span>&nbsp;</span>last<span>&nbsp;</span>show<span>&nbsp;</span>in<span>&nbsp;</span>Davis<span>&nbsp;</span>at<span>&nbsp;</span>the<span>&nbsp;</span>["Pirate Ship"]<span>&nbsp;</span>on<span>&nbsp;</span>Jan<span>&nbsp;</span>9th,<span>&nbsp;</span>2005. </td> <td> <span>+</span> ChoadBot<span>[[nbsp]]</span>played<span>[[nbsp]]</span>their<span>[[nbsp]]</span>last<span>[[nbsp]]</span>show<span>[[nbsp]]</span>in<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Davis<span>[[nbsp]]</span>at<span>[[nbsp]]</span>the<span>[[nbsp]]</span>["Pirate Ship"<span>&nbsp;Pirate_Ship</span>]<span>[[nbsp]]</span>on<span>[[nbsp]]</span>Jan<span>[[nbsp]]</span>9th,<span>[[nbsp]]</span>2005. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ On[[nbsp]]March[[nbsp]]1st,[[nbsp]]2005,[[nbsp]]ChoadBot[[nbsp]]performed[[nbsp]]their[[nbsp]]final[[nbsp]]show[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]''12[[nbsp]]Galaxies''[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]San[[nbsp]]Francisco.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]At[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]end[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]show[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]band[[nbsp]]members[[nbsp]]fell[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]ground[[nbsp]]one[[nbsp]]by[[nbsp]]one.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Except[[nbsp]]for[[nbsp]]Bafoid,[[nbsp]]who[[nbsp]]exclaimed,[[nbsp]]"ChoadBot[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]dead."[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]In[[nbsp]]Berry[[nbsp]]Choad's[[nbsp]]final[[nbsp]]words[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]audience[[nbsp]]before[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]died,[[nbsp]]he[[nbsp]]expressed[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]sincere[[nbsp]]hope[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]every[[nbsp]]member[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]audience[[nbsp]]will[[nbsp]]have[[nbsp]]sex[[nbsp]]later[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]night,[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]name[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]ChoadBot.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 35: </td> <td> Line 35: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''2005-02-05<span>&nbsp;</span>21:40:39''<span>&nbsp;[[nbsp]] </span>I<span>&nbsp;</span>would<span>&nbsp;</span>really<span>&nbsp;</span>love<span>&nbsp;</span>to<span>&nbsp;see </span>them<span>&nbsp;</span>again...any<span>&nbsp;</span>shows<span>&nbsp;</span>coming<span>&nbsp;</span>up?<span>&nbsp;</span>--["RohiniJasavala"<span>]</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''2005-02-05<span>[[nbsp]]</span>21:40:39''<span>[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]</span>I<span>[[nbsp]]</span>would<span>[[nbsp]]</span>really<span>[[nbsp]]</span>love<span>[[nbsp]]</span>to<span>[[nbsp]]see[[nbsp]]</span>them<span>[[nbsp]]</span>again...any<span>[[nbsp]]</span>shows<span>[[nbsp]]</span>coming<span>[[nbsp]]</span>up?<span>[[nbsp]]</span>--["RohiniJasavala"<span>&nbsp;RohiniJasavala]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 37: </td> <td> Line 37: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''2005-02-26<span>&nbsp;</span>23:57:32''<span>&nbsp;</span>[[nbsp]]<span>&nbsp;</span>WE<span>&nbsp;</span>HAVE<span>&nbsp;</span>A<span>&nbsp;</span>SHOW<span>&nbsp;</span>THIS<span>&nbsp;</span>TUESDAY!!!!<span>&nbsp;</span>--["DinaDobkin"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''2005-02-26<span>[[nbsp]]</span>23:57:32''[[nbsp]]<span>[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]</span>WE<span>[[nbsp]]</span>HAVE<span>[[nbsp]]</span>A<span>[[nbsp]]</span>SHOW<span>[[nbsp]]</span>THIS<span>[[nbsp]]</span>TUESDAY!!!!<span>[[nbsp]]</span>--["DinaDobkin"<span>&nbsp;DinaDobkin</span>] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 39: </td> <td> Line 39: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"]------<br> - ''2005-03-03 11:52:20'' [[nbsp]] SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. --["MikeIvanov"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ''2005-03-03[[nbsp]]09:23:13''[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]When[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]saw[[nbsp]]Choadbot[[nbsp]]perform,[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]felt[[nbsp]]a[[nbsp]]rush[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]exhilaration[[nbsp]]go[[nbsp]]rippling[[nbsp]]down[[nbsp]]my[[nbsp]]legs[[nbsp]]across[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]floor[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]onward[[nbsp]]towards[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]Neverland.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]This[[nbsp]]band[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]so[[nbsp]]awesome[[nbsp]]that[[nbsp]]they[[nbsp]]don't[[nbsp]]even[[nbsp]]need[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]play[[nbsp]]anything,[[nbsp]]because[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]will[[nbsp]]be[[nbsp]]satisfied[[nbsp]]simply[[nbsp]]screaming[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]my[[nbsp]]heart's[[nbsp]]content[[nbsp]]at[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]utter[[nbsp]]sexiness[[nbsp]]of[[nbsp]]all[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]members.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]All[[nbsp]]I[[nbsp]]want[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]do[[nbsp]]now[[nbsp]]is[[nbsp]]get[[nbsp]]in[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]pool.[[nbsp]][[nbsp]]Ride[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]Spaceship[[nbsp]]to[[nbsp]]planet[[nbsp]]Choad[[nbsp]]and[[nbsp]]witness[[nbsp]]the[[nbsp]]wonder.[[nbsp]]--["ChoadsaLot" ChoadsaLot]------<br> + ''2005-03-03[[nbsp]]11:52:20''[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]SEX.[[nbsp]]IN.[[nbsp]]THE[[nbsp]]KI.[[nbsp]]TCHEN.[[nbsp]]SEX.[[nbsp]]IN.[[nbsp]]THE[[nbsp]]KI.[[nbsp]]TCHEN.[[nbsp]]--["MikeIvanov" MikeIvanov]------<br> + ''2005-03-04[[nbsp]]00:11:32''[[nbsp]][[nbsp]][[nbsp]]scratch[[nbsp]]it[[nbsp]]--["ChoadsaLot" ChoadsaLot]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-03-03 12:52:20MikeIvanovComment added. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 39: </td> <td> Line 39: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"]<span>------<br> + ''2005-03-03 11:52:20'' [[nbsp]] SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. --["MikeIvanov"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-03-03 10:23:13ChoadsaLotComment added. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 39: </td> <td> Line 39: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"]<span>------<br> - ''2005-03-03 11:52:20'' [[nbsp]] SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. --["MikeIvanov"]------<br> - ''2005-03-04 00:11:32'' [[nbsp]] scratch it --["ChoadsaLot"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"] </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-03-02 01:57:00MikeIvanovFinal show. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 2: </td> <td> Line 2: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- <br> - CHOADBOT SHOW!!!!!! MARCH 1ST!!!!!!!!!! 12 GALAXIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ChoadBot played their last show (in Davis) at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ChoadBot played their last show in Davis at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005.<br> + <br> + On March 1st, 2005, ChoadBot performed their final show at ''12 Galaxies'' in San Francisco. At the end of the show the band members fell to the ground one by one. Except for Bafoid, who exclaimed, "ChoadBot is dead." In Berry Choad's final words to the audience before he died, he expressed a sincere hope that every member of the audience will have sex later that night, in the name of ChoadBot.</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 38: </td> <td> Line 38: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ ------<br> + ''2005-03-03 09:23:13'' [[nbsp]] When I saw Choadbot perform, I felt a rush of exhilaration go rippling down my legs across the floor and onward towards Choad Neverland. This band is so awesome that they don't even need to play anything, because I will be satisfied simply screaming to my heart's content at the utter sexiness of all Choad members. All I want to do now is get in the pool. Ride the Choad Spaceship to planet Choad and witness the wonder. --["ChoadsaLot"]------<br> + ''2005-03-03 11:52:20'' [[nbsp]] SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. SEX. IN. THE KI. TCHEN. --["MikeIvanov"]------<br> + ''2005-03-04 00:11:32'' [[nbsp]] scratch it --["ChoadsaLot"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-27 01:04:41DinaDobkin <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 10: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Gregtron - Perversion </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>&nbsp;["GregHagel"</span> Gregtron<span>]</span> - Perversion </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-27 01:01:06DinaDobkin <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 6: </td> <td> Line 6: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Harry Choad - Guitar/Fashismo </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>&nbsp;["PayamBavafa"</span> Harry Choad<span>]</span> - Guitar/Fashismo </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 8: </td> <td> Line 8: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * RICHARD - Male Model/Mirrors </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>&nbsp;["DanMacht"</span> RICHARD<span>]</span> - Male Model/Mirrors </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-27 01:00:05DinaDobkin <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 9: </td> <td> Line 9: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Choadette - Hot Sex/Keyboards </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>&nbsp;["DinaDobkin"</span> Choadette<span>]</span> - Hot Sex/Keyboards </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-27 00:57:32DinaDobkinComment added. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 36: </td> <td> Line 36: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ ------<br> + ''2005-02-26 23:57:32'' [[nbsp]] WE HAVE A SHOW THIS TUESDAY!!!! --["DinaDobkin"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-27 00:56:58DinaDobkin <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 2: </td> <td> Line 2: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + CHOADBOT SHOW!!!!!! MARCH 1ST!!!!!!!!!! 12 GALAXIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 8: </td> <td> Line 10: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * Gregtron - Perversion</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-05 22:52:28PhilipNeustrom"worst band in davis" <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 16: </td> <td> Line 16: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- <br> - ''</span>When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe<span><br> -</span> the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.<span>''</span> </td> <td> <span>+ </span>When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 24: </td> <td> Line 22: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ''</span>I think the Guiness Book of World Records should contain an entry for "The most cliches incorporated into one band: Choadbot (sunglasses at night, rolling around on broken glass, instrument switcheroos, girl in slinky dress playing keyboards, lotsa stripping and nipple-rubbing, taking forever to set up, trying to make everyone clap to the beat, boys in make-up, and the newest rock cliche and certainly the most ingenious, a lead singer in a bathrobe and Tevas." It was especially funny that after their hour-long seven song set at ["Plainfield Station"], they offered CDRs for sale<span><br> -</span> with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen ChoadBot, be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.'' </td> <td> <span>+ </span>I think the Guiness Book of World Records should contain an entry for "The most cliches incorporated into one band: Choadbot (sunglasses at night, rolling around on broken glass, instrument switcheroos, girl in slinky dress playing keyboards, lotsa stripping and nipple-rubbing, taking forever to set up, trying to make everyone clap to the beat, boys in make-up, and the newest rock cliche and certainly the most ingenious, a lead singer in a bathrobe and Tevas." It was especially funny that after their hour-long seven song set at ["Plainfield Station"], they offered CDRs for sale with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen ChoadBot, be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.<span><br> + <br> + CM Caskey of ["The California Aggie"] and ["Filthy Pete and the Moustaches"] said that ChoadBot was the [http://californiaaggie.com/article/?id=6831 worst band in Davis]:<br> + <br> + Every once in a while this group of respectable local musicians from decent bands dresses up in women</span>'<span>s underwear and turns into what they call an "electroclash" band. Ironically, they</span>'<span>re not electroclash. They're also not very good. Yeah, I know it's not serious. Yeah, I know it's a joke. Haha, very funny. It still sucks.<br> + <br> + ChoadBot played their last show (in Davis) at the ["Pirate Ship"] on Jan 9th, 2005.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-05 22:40:39RohiniJasavalaComment added. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 28: </td> <td> Line 28: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ ------<br> + ''2005-02-05 21:40:39'' [[nbsp]] I would really love to see them again...any shows coming up? --["RohiniJasavala"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2005-02-05 22:40:21RohiniJasavala <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 26: </td> <td> Line 26: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + [[Comments]]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-12-12 21:47:00RobRoy <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 5: </td> <td> Line 5: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Berry Choad - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>&nbsp;["GarrettPierce"</span> Berry Choad<span>]</span> - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-11-14 19:28:49RobRoy <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> [http://<span>ph</span>o<span>tob</span>u<span>cket</span>.com/a<span>lbum</span>s/<span>v47</span>8<span>/par</span>t<span>yking/choadbot/</span> Photos of Choadbot live at the Pirate Ship on Halloween] </td> <td> <span>+</span> [http://<span>www.livej</span>ou<span>rnal</span>.com/<span>community/honor</span>a<span>rypirate</span>s/<span>122</span>8<span>.h</span>t<span>ml</span> Photos of Choadbot live at the Pirate Ship on Halloween] </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-11-14 19:07:02RobRoy <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> [<span>"</span>http://photobucket.com/albums/v478/partyking/choadbot/<span>"</span> Photos of Choadbot live at the Pirate Ship on Halloween] </td> <td> <span>+</span> [http://photobucket.com/albums/v478/partyking/choadbot/ Photos of Choadbot live at the Pirate Ship on Halloween] </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-11-14 19:06:12RobRoy <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 11: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + ["http://photobucket.com/albums/v478/partyking/choadbot/" Photos of Choadbot live at the Pirate Ship on Halloween]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-08-11 02:19:19MikeIvanov <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span> is the penultimate electro-trash band. <span>["</span>Choad Bot<span>"]</span> is based in Davis and is: </td> <td> <span>+</span> ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. Choad Bot is based in Davis and is: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Here is what ["Rob<span>&nbsp;</span>Roy"] has to say about <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span> (from Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Here is what ["RobRoy"] has to say about ChoadBot (from Friendster): </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ''When I talked to people about <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span> I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe </td> <td> <span>+</span> ''When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 23: </td> <td> Line 23: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span>, be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.'' </td> <td> <span>+</span> with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen ChoadBot, be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.'' </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-08-10 20:49:11 <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. ChoadBot is based in Davis and is: </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span> is the penultimate electro-trash band. <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span> is based in Davis and is: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Here is what RobRoy has to say about ChoadBot (from Friendster): </td> <td> <span>+</span> Here is what <span>["</span>Rob<span>&nbsp;</span>Roy<span>"]</span> has to say about <span>["</span>Choad<span>&nbsp;</span>Bot<span>"]</span> (from Friendster): </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ''When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe<br> - the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ''When I talked to people about ["Choad Bot"] I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe<br> + the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest. When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room. And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.''</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 18: </td> <td> Line 18: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load<br> - that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room.</span> </td> <td> <span>+ attachment:hotsex.jpg</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 21: </td> <td> Line 20: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every<br> - bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would<br> - Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent<br> - audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.''</span> </td> <td> <span>+ Also, a review by the ["Dam Haus"] (Friendster):<br> + <br> + ''I think the Guiness Book of World Records should contain an entry for "The most cliches incorporated into one band: Choadbot (sunglasses at night, rolling around on broken glass, instrument switcheroos, girl in slinky dress playing keyboards, lotsa stripping and nipple-rubbing, taking forever to set up, trying to make everyone clap to the beat, boys in make-up, and the newest rock cliche and certainly the most ingenious, a lead singer in a bathrobe and Tevas." It was especially funny that after their hour-long seven song set at ["Plainfield Station"], they offered CDRs for sale<br> + with one song on it, and admitted, "It's actually our only song." If you haven't seen ["Choad Bot"], be ready to hear the word "choad" more times in one hour than you've ever heard it in all your life.''</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-29 08:40:30PhilipNeustromUpload of image <a href="http://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot?action=Files&do=view&target=hotsex.jpg">hotsex.jpg</a>.ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-25 04:22:35PhilipNeustrom <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 10: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ||attachment:berryrichard.jpg||attachment:richard2|| </td> <td> <span>+</span> ||attachment:berryrichard.jpg||attachment:richard2<span>.jpg</span>|| </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-25 04:21:54PhilipNeustromUpload of image <a href="http://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot?action=Files&do=view&target=richard2.jpg">richard2.jpg</a>.ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-25 04:21:05PhilipNeustrom <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 10: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> attachment:berryrichard.jpg </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>||</span>attachment:berryrichard.jpg<span>||attachment:richard2||</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-01 22:26:11MikeIvanovitalicized quote (fashion police) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>''</span>When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 24: </td> <td> Line 24: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine. </td> <td> <span>+</span> audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.<span>''</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-01 20:44:39PhilipNeustromUpload of image <a href="http://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot?action=Files&do=view&target=berryrichard.jpg">berryrichard.jpg</a>.ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-01 20:44:26PhilipNeustromUpload of image <a href="http://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot?action=Files&do=view&target=knowthechoad.jpg">knowthechoad.jpg</a>.ChoadBothttp://daviswiki.org/ChoadBot2004-07-01 20:44:11PhilipNeustrom <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for ChoadBot<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ attachment:knowthechoad.jpg<br> + <br> + ChoadBot is the penultimate electro-trash band. ChoadBot is based in Davis and is:<br> + * Harry Choad - Guitar/Fashismo<br> + * Berry Choad - Singing/Guitar/Prancing/Large Balls<br> + * RICHARD - Male Model/Mirrors<br> + * Choadette - Hot Sex/Keyboards<br> + * Bafoid - Roboflux beats<br> + <br> + attachment:berryrichard.jpg<br> + <br> + Here is what RobRoy has to say about ChoadBot (from Friendster):<br> + <br> + <br> + When I talked to people about ChoadBot I say, "Fuck what you heard. Believe<br> + the hype." Because they are a hyped up band and even though it seems like an oxymoron the hype is honest.<br> + <br> + When I saw them I nearly died. Not because I started screaming so load<br> + that in comparison Beatlemania would feel like an afternoon on Cspan but because I nearly suffocated from all the hot sex in the room.<br> + <br> + And when Berry Choad nearly killed himself when he started breaking every<br> + bone in his body he was a Christ like figure. I kept chanting "What would<br> + Iggy Pop do." And he did what Iggy Pop would do. He grabbed a few innocent<br> + audience members and shoved so much hot sex into their orifices that the floor became wet with puddles of joyful urine.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div>