Fortune Cookies

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• Davis Wiki will eat you alive
  

• Failure is not an option; it's included in your computer software.
  

• Your parents are planning some unpleasant surprise
  

• Your socks are in trouble; rescue them.
  

• You will get lucky tonight.
  

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• Dude, your pants are on fire.
  

• I'm outside your window.
  

• You will marry a Wiki-Monster
  

• Tomorrow, you'll Wiki more.
  

• Dear, your shoe is untied.
  

• Someone is thinking wonderful thoughts about you.
  

• Never trust a magic 8 ball.
  

• Wiki-monsters will dance with sugarplums in your head tonight.
  

• Wiki will ruin your life.
  

• I ate your cookie.
  

• Tomorrow will be a kosher day.
  

• Our office rules.
  

• Call your mother, she misses you.
  

• Don't worry, the end is near
  

• You will refresh the page.
  

• Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pitiful soul for all eternity
  

• That wasn't chicken.
  

• Drink to your health.
  

• You must bom bom the dim sum.
  

• Your eyes will be sparking. Keep them open.
  

• Don't be blue. Go hug a sunflower.
  

• Things should be simple, rather than complex.
  

• Smoking WILL kill you.
  

• Today the marijuana will be potent.
  

• You will have a sudden strong desire to read every Friday Aggie.
  

• Yes, that is fungus on your feet.
  

• Congratulations. It's a boy.
  

• She likes you, but she's got junk in the trunk.
  

• If you can't see the fnords they won't eat you.
  

• Big Brother is watching you.
  

• Today, Lyndon LaRouche will double the square, finally proving that 2x² != (2x)².
  

• Magic 8 Balls know all — they just have a tendency to lie a lot.
  

• Get jiggy wid it.
  

• The ducks are not what they seem.
  

• Confucius Say, Man who rides horse has 18 hands.
  

• The Wiki will own your soul.
  

• You will press F5.
  

• In God we trust, all others must pay cash.
  

• Heed the warning bell, for they are coming.
  

• You gotta walk before you can crawl.
  

• Desperation is a stinky cologne.
  

• There's a twenty on the ground waiting for you to find it.
  

• Don't trust a message that comes from a cookie!
  

• Sometimes the morning after comes first.
  

• That will never make sense.
  

• Tyrants have not yet discovered any chains with which to fetter the mind.
  

• Never, question the fortune cookie.
  

• Instead of discussing Davis, why not go out and experience it?