The reign of Marge. 
Marge and her boy toys. Marge is a free-range orb-weaver spider belonging to both the permanent and transient residents of 831 Anderson. Marge has two boy toys (names currently unknown) and prides herself on her north-facing web situated near an orange tree and a fence of purple trumpet flowers. Marge's hobbies include reinforcing the statutes of matriarchy, catching assorted insects, weaving, and drinking the occasional lager while listening to metal (preferably Luca Turilli).
Don't be caught in her web.
*It should be noted that Marge recently gave birth and has lost some pregnancy weight as a result.
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2006-08-14 03:42:42 She's Beautiful! —KarlMogel
2008-08-20 18:13:45 Good lord, how big is she? —SunjeetBaadkar
