Recent Changes for "Memorable Quotes" - Davis Wikihttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_QuotesRecent Changes of the page "Memorable Quotes" on Davis Wiki.en-us Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2013-08-09 11:21:09LamsonNguyen <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 72: </td> <td> Line 72: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Philosophy"] Professor ["Gerald Dworkin"] </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *["Philosophy"] Professor ["Gerald Dworkin"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 236: </td> <td> Line 236: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Comparative Literature"] Professor W. Scott McLean<span>&nbsp;- </span>Fall 2004, COM 6<br> <span>-</span> * "That cool li'l character, the green frog. No, not Kermit! The one in Star Wars with the bat ears... Yoda!"<br> <span>-</span> * "Luke goes into the cave and kills Vader. The severed head starts to look like his. He goes 'whoa, I'm beside myself. I hope I'm beside myself. Otherwise I'm dead...' and the Yoda dude goes 'you take nothing in there but what you bring with you' and I'm like 'that's really deep. That's like life, you know.' "<br> <span>-</span> * "I have an Ewok bear. I don't sleep with it. I've thought about sleeping with it..."<br> <span>-</span> * "The fuzzy ewok dudes, they worship the robot. The golden technocrat."<br> <span>-</span> * "You couldn't have a conversation with your favorite old author. They'd be tripping out."<br> <span>-</span> * "I come in with my language and I pour it all over you like a gas can... it's KABOOM bye bye culture!"<br> <span>-</span> * "You don't need the apple and Eden and all to tell you what's good and bad. It's obvious. I put a blender up here, plug it in, pour a bunch of hamsters in it and turn it on... that's evil. Pretty obvious, right?"<br> <span>-</span> * "Cloning sheep... that's just not right."<br> <span>-</span> * "It was like, Humbaba the Hutt in Gilgamesh!"<br> <span>-</span> * "Ooops there I go shutting off the light again... Only gods control the light! Fiat Lux!"<br> <span>-</span> * "There are so many great songwriters in my generation, we're like the smartest greatest people to walk the face of the earth..."<br> <span>-</span> * "Covet your neighbor's goods... Hey, that's a nice ass you have there. Wait. Shit. Ummmmm...."<br> <span>-</span> * "Revelations... yeah. Old John had one hell of an acid trip..." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Comparative Literature"] Professor W. Scott McLean<span><br> + *</span>Fall 2004, COM 6<br> <span>+ </span> * "That cool li'l character, the green frog. No, not Kermit! The one in Star Wars with the bat ears... Yoda!"<br> <span>+ </span> * "Luke goes into the cave and kills Vader. The severed head starts to look like his. He goes 'whoa, I'm beside myself. I hope I'm beside myself. Otherwise I'm dead...' and the Yoda dude goes 'you take nothing in there but what you bring with you' and I'm like 'that's really deep. That's like life, you know.' "<br> <span>+ </span> * "I have an Ewok bear. I don't sleep with it. I've thought about sleeping with it..."<br> <span>+ </span> * "The fuzzy ewok dudes, they worship the robot. The golden technocrat."<br> <span>+ </span> * "You couldn't have a conversation with your favorite old author. They'd be tripping out."<br> <span>+ </span> * "I come in with my language and I pour it all over you like a gas can... it's KABOOM bye bye culture!"<br> <span>+ </span> * "You don't need the apple and Eden and all to tell you what's good and bad. It's obvious. I put a blender up here, plug it in, pour a bunch of hamsters in it and turn it on... that's evil. Pretty obvious, right?"<br> <span>+ </span> * "Cloning sheep... that's just not right."<br> <span>+ </span> * "It was like, Humbaba the Hutt in Gilgamesh!"<br> <span>+ </span> * "Ooops there I go shutting off the light again... Only gods control the light! Fiat Lux!"<br> <span>+ </span> * "There are so many great songwriters in my generation, we're like the smartest greatest people to walk the face of the earth..."<br> <span>+ </span> * "Covet your neighbor's goods... Hey, that's a nice ass you have there. Wait. Shit. Ummmmm...."<br> <span>+ </span> * "Revelations... yeah. Old John had one hell of an acid trip..." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 263: </td> <td> Line 264: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Art Studio"] Professor ["Malaquias Montoya"] </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *["Art Studio"] Professor ["Malaquias Montoya"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 459: </td> <td> Line 460: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ["Plant Biology"] Professor: Bio 1C </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>&nbsp;*</span>["Plant Biology"] Professor: Bio 1C </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 461: </td> <td> Line 462: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Music"] Professor Mika Pelo - SSII 2013 MUS 122<br> + *"There is no note racism in the whole tone scale."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2011-11-09 20:31:58MaxLucasadded quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 458: </td> <td> Line 458: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + ["Plant Biology"] Professor: Bio 1C<br> + *"Everybody loves fruit."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 503: </td> <td> Line 507: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + * Biology TA at giant group evening study session in 1100 Social Sciences. "I don't want to keep you here all night. I've got a date." Entire classroom of hundreds breaks out in laughter.<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2011-11-09 20:25:04PiaBaur <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 71: </td> <td> Line 71: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Philosophy"] Professor ["Gerald Dworkin"]<br> + * ‎"I'm glad all of you were able to make it out through the weather this morning. It could be worse, right? We could all be in Washington where everything is frozen and nothing is moving. Oh wait, that's just Congress."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2011-06-03 21:41:01WilliamLewisoops, my source told me wrong, these are clover. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 66: </td> <td> Line 66: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "All i know is, my love is like whoa."<br> + * "Yeah, well, you smoke pot and listen to heavy metal so everything's profound to you."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 384: </td> <td> Line 386: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * "All i know is, my love is like whoa."<br> - * "Yeah, well, you smoke pot and listen to heavy metal so everything's profound to you."</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2011-06-03 21:29:03WilliamLewis(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 384: </td> <td> Line 384: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "All i know is, my love is like whoa."<br> + * "Yeah, well, you smoke pot and listen to heavy metal so everything's profound to you."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2011-02-15 22:58:51JasonAller <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 422: </td> <td> Line 422: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Music"] "It's better to regret something you have done then something you haven't done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["Wayne Schiller<span>"</span>] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Music"] "It's better to regret something you have done then something you haven't done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["<span>Users/WayneSchiller" </span>Wayne Schiller] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2010-08-14 21:02:01BrigitteDriller <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 379: </td> <td> Line 379: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "The Bauhaus would have loved the iPhone."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2010-06-22 17:07:35TheShah(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 167: </td> <td> Line 167: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Deep Purple... wow... that brings back some... sort<span>'ve</span> qua<span>z</span>i memories" </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Deep Purple... wow... that brings back some... sort<span>&nbsp;of</span> qua<span>s</span>i memories" </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2010-05-25 19:25:23Rino <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 65: </td> <td> Line 65: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "I can dance to movies. I can dance to mother fucking architecture."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2010-05-23 17:29:38EBTnuke that wanted page from orbit <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 66: </td> <td> Line 66: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["ARE<span>"</span>] Professor ["John Constantine"] - Winter 2006 </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["A<span>gricultural and Resource Economics" A</span>RE] Professor ["John Constantine"] - Winter 2006 </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2009-11-23 14:08:23ArianeMetz <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 430: </td> <td> Line 430: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Medieval Studies"] Professor ["Kevin Roddy"]<br> + *"Expand!!!"<br> + *“You [the students] are being victimized by a kind of game of who has the biggest dick”.<br> + *"this is called DEATH"<br> + *"They didn't let shit roll into the river"<br> + *"I bet the Templars beat the shit out of this guy"<br> + *"I sort of figured you wouldn't read it, you idiots."<br> + *"right now there is an orgy going on somewhere"<br> + *"Teacher hangs self with tie!"<br> + *"When I was in college, students actually -read- the books"<br> + * "If someone shows us a man, we don't say that's a horse"<br> + *Regarding "Romeo and Juliet," and the concept of revenge:"Revenge is a dish best served cold. Very few people knew that Klingons are Italians."<br> + *About people who exercise: "Yeah they're happy — when they stop."<br> + *About eagles: "They're kings of the birds, just like lions are kings of the lions."<br> + *A student says Johnny Cash was ...of Roddy's era: "My era! I think I'll leave now. I may make it back to my office before I die. Johnny and I were in Folsom together. I taught him everything he knows. Before that I was the star."<br> + *"Transitions! High school to college, college to unemployment, unemployment back to your parents' house..."<br> + *"Really stupidly, they though the soul looked about 22 years old. In reality, it looks a lot older. What's this about a 22 year old being ideal?"<br> + *"it's called buttfucking!"<br> + *'Sitting in a convalescent home, bathed in shit and pee thinking "I'm gonna die!"'<br> + *"Starving is not fun"<br> + *"Good! NOW you're thinking like a barbarian!"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2009-11-17 20:11:57wanja(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 466: </td> <td> Line 466: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Jackki: [<span>k</span>nods yes] "Wait. What city?" </td> <td> <span>+</span> Jackki: [nods yes] "Wait. What city?" </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2009-04-09 15:28:29EliseKaneadded some quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 256: </td> <td> Line 256: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Art Studio"] Professor ["Malaquias Montoya"]<br> + * "I hate computers...they do great things, but I don't know what."<br> + * "We're the only generation that's in prison already and we're not even in jail."<br> + * "You can go to the supermarket and buy 13 kinds of Velveeta cheese. That's some kind of freedom! You only need one."<br> + * "If you're gonna learn something, you might as well learn how to do everything."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2009-02-09 00:51:55ElisaHoughsteven v lives on <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 468: </td> <td> Line 468: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + * Former ["KDVS"] general manager Steven Valentino: "It's the ["ASUCD Senate" student fucking senate]. I think they can take a faggot in a tiara."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2009-02-08 23:22:52JoePomidor <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 8: </td> <td> Line 8: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ["Users/StevenDaubert"] thinks it prudent to note that the ["City of Davis"]-provided summer camp called "rainbow summer" kept lists of quotes that were am<span>m</span>ended rather frequently. </td> <td> <span>+</span> ["Users/StevenDaubert"] thinks it prudent to note that the ["City of Davis"]-provided summer camp called "rainbow summer" kept lists of quotes that were amended rather frequently. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Peanutbutter comes from peanuts...they don't really look like you." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Peanut<span>&nbsp;</span>butter comes from peanuts...they don't really look like you." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 265: </td> <td> Line 265: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"You've got to risk ruining your pieces rather than leavig them just 'OK'. I ruin pieces." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"You've got to risk ruining your pieces rather than leavi<span>n</span>g them just 'OK'. I ruin pieces." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 269: </td> <td> Line 269: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"It's not like you walk into a gallery and the first thng you do is throw yourself on the floor." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"It's not like you walk into a gallery and the first th<span>i</span>ng you do is throw yourself on the floor." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 276: </td> <td> Line 276: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Would you like a m<span>o</span>ustache or sideburns with that?" </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Would you like a mustache or sideburns with that?" </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 296: </td> <td> Line 296: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"I sometimes enjoy text [as opposed to theatre] better because it is safely enscon<span>s</span>ed in an ivory protected tower which is my head." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"I sometimes enjoy text [as opposed to theatre] better because it is safely enscon<span>c</span>ed in an ivory protected tower which is my head." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 393: </td> <td> Line 393: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "I don't know how to talk abou this in terms of our times, but we may be able to talk about it with something like Walmart." (on photographic modernity) </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "I don't know how to talk abou<span>t</span> this in terms of our times, but we may be able to talk about it with something like Walmart." (on photographic modernity) </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 23:18:14ElleWeberminor <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 428: </td> <td> Line 428: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Users/CurlyGirl26"] </td> <td> <span>+ </span> * ["Users/CurlyGirl26"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 467: </td> <td> Line 467: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Users/JimStewart"] overheard<span>&nbsp;that</span> "Davis is a bunch of fascists pretending that they are liberals." </td> <td> <span>+ </span> * ["Users/JimStewart"] overheard "Davis is a bunch of fascists pretending that they are liberals." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 22:20:02EdWinsexpanding scope. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down '''memorable quotes''' that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here. </td> <td> <span>+</span> The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down '''memorable<span>, funny, or interesting</span> quotes''' that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here. </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 22:19:27EdWins(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ||&lt;bgcolor='#E0E0FF'&gt;[#Other_People Other People]|| </td> <td> <span>+</span> ||&lt;bgcolor='#E0E0FF'&gt;[#Other_People Other People<span>&nbsp;and Random Places</span>]|| </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 22:19:01EdWinsmoved JS <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 467: </td> <td> Line 467: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Users/JimStewart"] overheard that "Davis is a bunch of fascists pretending that they are liberals."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 22:17:58EdWinsadded +random places, moved the dos quote <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 452: </td> <td> Line 452: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> === Other People === </td> <td> <span>+</span> === Other People <span>and Random Places </span>=== </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 464: </td> <td> Line 464: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + * At ["Dos Coyotes"] in North Davis, on the patio children are running around being obnoxious, then suddenly one bursts into tears. Starts wailing to its parent that the other kid threw something at him. Parents of the child who did the throwing to her child: "Next time make sure you have a straight shot so there's no collateral damage."<br> + <br> + ------</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 22:16:34EdWinsintegrating <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 7: </td> <td> Line 7: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- See also: ["Sorry I Dropped Your Kid"]</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 22:16:15EdWins(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 429: </td> <td> Line 429: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Users/CurlyGirl26"]<br> + * ''Sorry I dropped your kid''<br> + * I'd like to take credit for the above quote. I really did say this. I even have witnesses. ["Users/CurlyGirl26"]<br> + * ''2008-10-11 16:33:20'' [[nbsp]] You would like to, but what is stopping you? --["Users/IDoNotExist"]<br> + * ''2008-10-11 16:37:13'' [[nbsp]] Wasn't sure about the rules. Didn't know whether I was required to petition the court, first. --["Users/CurlyGirl26"]<br> + <br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-11 21:13:11ElleWeberdeorphanizing ["Sorry I Dropped Your Kid"] <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 7: </td> <td> Line 7: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ["Users/StevenDaubert"] Thinks it prudent to note that the City of Davis provided summer camp that takes place parks in Davis called "rainbow summer" kept lists of quotes that were ammended rather frequently</span> </td> <td> <span>+ See also: ["Sorry I Dropped Your Kid"]<br> + <br> + ["Users/StevenDaubert"] thinks it prudent to note that the ["City of Davis"]-provided summer camp called "rainbow summer" kept lists of quotes that were ammended rather frequently.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-10-01 00:30:53JoePomidorReally, no Bamforth? Really? <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 45: </td> <td> Line 45: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Food Science &amp; Technology" FST] Professor ["Charles Bamforth"]<br> + *"England: Great beer, great food...Indian food..."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-09-30 14:16:26MichelleHuynh <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 176: </td> <td> Line 176: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Chemistry"] Professor ["Ting Guo"]<br> <span>-</span> * "You don't know something, you pokie it, you figure it out."<br> <span>-</span> * (Someone asks why electrons are the lightest particle in the atom) "I guess electrons choose to be light."<br> <span>-</span> * (Student asks if the professor cares if we remember the exact masses of neutrons, electrons, and protons) "I don't care...well, I care but I pretend I don't care."<br> <span>-</span> * (When talking about Hydrogen on Periodic Table) "H is number 1, not because it won a gold medal though..."<br> <span>-</span> <br> <span>-</span> *["Math"] Professor ["Janko Gravner"]<br> <span>-</span> * (Kid sneezes really loud in class) "I hope you're not allergic to me." </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *["Chemistry"] Professor ["Ting Guo"]<br> <span>+ </span> * "You don't know something, you pokie it, you figure it out."<br> <span>+ </span> * (Someone asks why electrons are the lightest particle in the atom) "I guess electrons choose to be light."<br> <span>+ </span> * (Student asks if the professor cares if we remember the exact masses of neutrons, electrons, and protons) "I don't care...well, I care but I pretend I don't care."<br> <span>+ </span> * (When talking about Hydrogen on Periodic Table) "H is number 1, not because it won a gold medal though..."<br> <span>+</span> <br> <span>+ </span> *["Math"] Professor ["Janko Gravner"]<br> <span>+ </span> * (Kid sneezes really loud in class) "I hope you're not allergic to me." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-09-30 14:15:14MichelleHuynh <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - 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["MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "Who?" Co-worker: "You know Freud as in Sigmund Freud?" ["MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "How am I Freud of Siegfried and Freud?... Oh wait!"<br> <span>-</span> <br> <span>-</span> * ["TusharRawat"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>MichelleAccurso"]<br> <span>+</span> * (A long night, a Fruedian slip, and a mumbling co-worker) Co-worker: "That was very Freud of you." ["<span>Users/</span>MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "Who?" Co-worker: "You know Freud as in Sigmund Freud?" ["<span>Users/</span>MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "How am I Freud of Siegfried and Freud?... Oh wait!"<br> <span>+</span> <br> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>TusharRawat"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 422: </td> <td> Line 422: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["SummerSong"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>SummerSong"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 425: </td> <td> Line 425: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["CindySperry"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["<span>Users/</span>CindySperry"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 429: </td> <td> Line 429: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["JabberWokky"] "I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["<span>Users/</span>JabberWokky"] "I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 438: </td> <td> Line 438: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * A conversation between ["JackkiCox"] and a co-worker: </td> <td> <span>+</span> * A conversation between ["<span>Users/</span>JackkiCox"] and a co-worker: </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-06-10 00:41:26Skipper <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 441: </td> <td> Line 441: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * (from a friend) in passing into a shop:<br> + "...so in walks this Barney Rubble-lookin'-muthafucka..."<br> + conclusion of conversation unknown.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-06-03 23:00:09JonathanLawton <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 126: </td> <td> Line 126: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Ent<span>y</span>mology"] lecturer ["Ashley Horton"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["Ent<span>o</span>mology"] lecturer ["Ashley Horton"] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-05-24 22:32:49EliseKane+more Sadler quptes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 344: </td> <td> Line 344: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- <br> - <br> - </span> </td> <td> <span>+ * "Rank hubris...completely over-confident." (on Gothic architecture)<br> + * "If you're going to build conservatively, use lots of wall."<br> + * "They did it with glee, with joy. Well, they might have regretted while they fell." (on stone masons dying on the job, falling from great heights while building Gothic churches)<br> + * "We're going to see why the Gothic vault whips the groin vault's ass."<br> + * "Take a chance: claustrophobia or vertigo!"<br> + * "They're constantly wanting to fall down, these places." (on Gothic cathedrals)<br> + * "It would be a perfect place to die..." (on Notre Dame)<br> + * "What the HELL is this picture of?"<br> + * "It had spent hundreds of years trying to fall down."<br> + * "Why don't we end the lecture by pretending we're in the Piazza San Marco?"<br> + * "I'm not that up-to-date on ''Star Wars.''"<br> + * "Pretend that I'm responding to this completely as an ignoramous..."<br> + * "''Star Wars'' and ''Blade Runner'' in one lecture--amazing!"<br> + * "No handrails. You trip, you fall, you die. Kind of raises the stakes."<br> + * "That's a very silly analogy, actually. Beat it and retract it."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-04-28 21:24:00EliseKaneadded an AMAZING Puls quote <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 273: </td> <td> Line 273: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *Don't start miming...I hate mimes...I'll stab you."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Don't start miming...I hate mimes...I'll stab you."<br> + *"I gave my son Hotwheels every time he had to poop...and he has the biggest collection. I tell you, you can't even lift it."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-04-28 19:44:45EliseKaneadded a load of Sadler quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 309: </td> <td> Line 309: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "We haven't got enough symbols on this campus."<br> + * "Architecture is not innocent at all."<br> + * "This is sort of caveman stuff--but!--with the big TV."<br> + * "I invite you to be amazed..."<br> + * "I actually didn't realize Babylon was a real place until alarmingly recently..."<br> + * "This is going to sound very poetic now: They are trying to describe its wall-ness."<br> + * "Hence the alien theory...for desperate people." (on supposed earthen ramps leading to chambers in the pyramids)<br> + * "Courtesy of Google...the lovely Google...a see-through negligée pyramid."<br> + * "I mean, the pyramids are great, but THIS..."<br> + * "The courtyard...one of the greatest inventions of architecture."<br> + * "We'll start class a few minutes late; I've got to finish...finish the lecture, really..."<br> + * "It's trying to kill me, this quarter..."<br> + * "What a [lecture] to be doing with the remains of a cold...because it was kind of a pivotal moment in the history of the world..." (on a lecture about Roman architecture).<br> + * "If you go to the Pergamon Museum, which I find an absolutely hilarious place to be..."<br> + * "The Romans could build up to the point of failure."<br> + * "The architect--and it would have been a 'he'--decided not to complete the triangle. Why? Because that's art."<br> + * "Can you overestimate Roman architecture? No, no, not really."<br> + * "The Romans decided the Scots weren't worth it..."<br> + * "My goodness, weren't they convinced they were superior to everything..." (on the Romans)<br> + * "This is SERIOUS over-engineering, folks." (on 2,000-year-old Roman aqueducts)<br> + * "It's kind of the forerunner to the modern gym." (on Roman toilets)<br> + * "For me the history of architecture is really the history of culture."<br> + * "It's getting deep and somewhat Barry White by the end of this lecture." (on his own cold-affected voice)<br> + * "I hope you're not offended...I somehow think you're not."<br> + * "All parts of the empire get the full-service treatment from Rome."<br> + * "The things this guy gets excited about...a column stuck to a wall..." (about himself)<br> + * "You are SMOKING today!"<br> + * "Folks, why don't you have a one or two-minute break...think about Rome..."<br> + * "This is the big daddy of urban design: the Roman forums. Or big mother, if you like..."<br> + * "That hill is going to be a real nuisance...but they've got a solution: they'll demolish the hill."<br> + * "Thank GOODNESS for the CAD guys!"<br> + * "SF never really had the crowds. They never really came."<br> + * "What is this? The world's first shopping mall? Quite possibly." (on the Trajan marketplace)<br> + * "Domes are heavy. Domes are really, really heavy. Domes want to crush the space beneath."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-04-28 19:00:09EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 76: </td> <td> Line 76: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Art"] Professor ["Matthias Geiger"]<br> + * "I specifically like this picture of these carrots...that's a really nice picture of carrots."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 78: </td> <td> Line 81: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Golf clap."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-04-01 20:28:43EliseKaneadded Sadler quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 294: </td> <td> Line 294: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Art History"] Professor ["Simon Sadler"]<br> + * "[The Taj Mahal] 'tis rather beautiful...although I think the security guard stole my pen as I was going in..."<br> + * "Architecture creates walls--literally, it creates walls."<br> + * "Obvious questions are great."<br> + * "I can't remember how to spell 'extravagant'! This'll show how down with the kids I am...how about, 'bling'?<br> + * "Buildings are garrulous, they're chatting to you, they can't shut up."<br> + * "This is the part of the lecture where I lose the cursor."<br> + * "Maybe we should have a huge class field trip [to Las Vegas]."<br> + * "What is it? Five skyscrapers for the price of one?"<br> + * "Who needs Egypt?"<br> + * "Architecture is a horrible thing sometimes...it makes you behave in ways you don't want to behave."<br> + <br> + <br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 332: </td> <td> Line 346: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"</span> </td> <td> <span>+ </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-03-14 00:01:09EliseKaneadded more Puls quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 265: </td> <td> Line 265: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Do you want to be stabbed by my pen?"<br> + *"Art has to hit your brain, but it has to hit your body too."<br> + *"When you're elderly, you make fun of things to compensate."<br> + *"Prior to the internet, you'd occasionally hear about the farmer in his barn making a giant ball of string."<br> + *Don't start miming...I hate mimes...I'll stab you."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-02-14 21:32:26EliseKaneadded more Puls and Strazdes quotes + 1 new Lichtenfels <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 179: </td> <td> Line 179: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "At least it has life in it. You're not polishing a corpse."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 257: </td> <td> Line 258: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"I'm encouraged but you're too polite."<br> + *"Would you like a moustache or sideburns with that?"<br> + *"That'll be the end of your career...when you keel over...hopefully not into the cactus outside your studio."<br> + *"I don't want you to be making my own work...I want you to struggle with the materials..."<br> + *"Being disaffective is not a good way of being an artist."<br> + *"You can hate me, but I want you to be a good artist."<br> + *"Why do this if you're not gonna be a star?"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 317: </td> <td> Line 325: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Isn't this like, a sunfish crowd?"<br> + *"Mary Cassatt doesn't know any more about sailing than we do."<br> + *"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-02-05 00:19:01JackkiCox <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 354: </td> <td> Line 354: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + <br> + * A conversation between ["JackkiCox"] and a co-worker:<br> + * co-worker: "I think Dave will appreciate the authenticity of it."<br> + Jackki: [knods yes] "Wait. What city?"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-02-05 00:04:01EliseKaneadded more Puls quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 250: </td> <td> Line 250: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"That's what life is...a series of compromises."<br> + *"It's not like you walk into a gallery and the first thng you do is throw yourself on the floor."<br> + *"Maybe I'm just the queen of absurdity!"<br> + *"We have the resident heroin addict..."<br> + * "She-who-corrodes-all-tools..."<br> + *"You're ignoring me now?! I'm putting you on the beat-up list."<br> + *"When you think about archival-ness, that slows you down."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-02-01 23:04:02EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 249: </td> <td> Line 249: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * (on over-ornamentation in London) "You go in the bathroom and you can't find the toilet because there are so many mirrors...you can't find yourself!"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-01-28 16:29:28hmwarpeha <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 274: </td> <td> Line 274: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "Matthew Arnold justifies my role as a professor. That way, I'm not just a pompous ass."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2008-01-25 16:39:01EliseKaneadded Puls, Hollowell and Strazdes quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 91: </td> <td> Line 91: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Art"] Professor ["Dave Hollowell"]<br> + * "What would I do if I were in my class? I'd walk out."<br> + * "Everybody's got a way of telling you how to do their work."<br> + * "I've accepted failure. Failure's a part of my life."<br> + * "You can't learn anything if you don't have the question."<br> + * "How I can help you is to help you question what you've been taught."<br> + * "You don't need techniques, you need experiences. You need reason for coming in here."<br> + * "You have to have desire. You have to have tenacity."<br> + * "I'm so tired of people's ideas. Ideas don't mean nothing. Everyone has ideas."<br> + * "Once the questions are growing, you need language."<br> + * "There can always be room for new experience."<br> + * "Why just do another painting? Do it better. That means you gotta ask the question."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 232: </td> <td> Line 245: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Art"] Professor ["Lucy Puls"]<br> + *"I'm not saying that those of you who work in class are elves..."<br> + *"You've got to risk ruining your pieces rather than leavig them just 'OK'. I ruin pieces."<br> + *"You're not in the business of making products. You're in the business of making things that really make a difference."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 288: </td> <td> Line 306: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Art History"] Professor ["Diana Strazdes"]<br> + *"We're seeing this gorgeous pattern and we realize we've just seen a duck shot...and we see ''this'' duck and he's frightened because ''he's'' about to get it."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-11-25 18:26:28EliseKaneadded M. Leavy...plus more Stimson quotes! <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 153: </td> <td> Line 153: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Theatre and Dance" Theatre] Lecturer ["Michele Leavy"]<br> + *"Easy-squeezy..."<br> + *"Awesome opossum!"<br> + *"It's actor candy!"<br> + *"To what end?"<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 267: </td> <td> Line 273: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "Aside from being annoyingly promotional, it has really annoying music, so sort of be forewarned about that." (on the film "Manufactured Landscapes")<br> + * "I don't know how to talk abou this in terms of our times, but we may be able to talk about it with something like Walmart." (on photographic modernity)<br> + * "If you go listen to pop music and the violins come in, you know it's time to be sentimental and you sort of go 'woo, woo, woo' with the music, right?"<br> + * "...this was like the iPhone...incredibly sexy in its modernity." (on the inception of modern architecture and associated photography)<br> + * "You go into the machine, you come out as a sausage." (on mediated experiences)<br> + * "...or de-dog yourself in this instance. De-canine yourself?" (on dehumanizing effect of gas masks on people and dogs during WWI)<br> + * "You're supposed to see something there that transcended its own bell pepper-ness." (on Edward Weston photography)<br> + * "It's kind of an objectification of a pepper." (on Weston)<br> + * "This may not be the sexiest lamp I could find..."<br> + * "[You're] seeing part of the past that is a parlance of knowledge...sorry for the alliteration."<br> + * "Wow! That's a hot lamp!"<br> + * "There's the woman that's sexual and the utility box that's not."<br> + * "[There exists] the neutered concept of sexuality that we often use the word 'sensual' for."<br> + * "We don't want to say, 'This guy has just put too much testosterone in his Wheaties." (on the interpretation of work by Hans Bellmer)</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-06-10 09:48:19EliseKaneminor correction <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 234: </td> <td> Line 234: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Experimental theatre is theatre invested in the idea of theatre...whatever that is."<br> <span>-</span> * A manifesto is not necessarily a thing you'd want to share with your grandmother, and if you would want to, your grandmother's probably a very interesting person." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * <span>"</span>Experimental theatre is theatre invested in the idea of theatre...whatever that is."<br> <span>+</span> * <span>"</span>A manifesto is not necessarily a thing you'd want to share with your grandmother, and if you would want to, your grandmother's probably a very interesting person." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 248: </td> <td> Line 248: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * Student: Why do you only see parts of movies?<br> - Jon: It's called cable.<br> - </span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-06-10 09:45:18EliseKaneadded more Rossini quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 241: </td> <td> Line 241: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "Make theatre, not war."<br> + * "Why don't we listen to me for a moment?"<br> + * "Can you be entertained by the carrots not being made for dinner?"<br> + * "To explain something is to erase certain other possibilities."<br> + * "'Experimental' may mean that we don't yet have a context for it."<br> + * "I will not answer your question one more time."<br> + * "Non-linear is not as weird as it could be."<br> + * Student: Why do you only see parts of movies?<br> + Jon: It's called cable.<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-05-15 03:19:08JabberWokky <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ||</span>[[Image(wikipic.jpg, thumbnail)]]<span>|| ||&lt;bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt; [[nbs</span>p<span>]] The goal of this</span> p<span>age is to p</span>rovide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here.<span>||</span> </td> <td> <span>+ </span>[[Image(wikipic.jpg, thumbnail<span>, left, noborder, 400</span>)]]<span><br> + <br> + The goal of this </span>p<span>age is to</span> provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down <span>'''</span>memorable quotes<span>'''</span> that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here. </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-05-14 21:05:57KellyCorcoranfarrell has some more recent gems. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 65: </td> <td> Line 65: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "Languages don't just get together and have sex."<br> + * "Sorry, I was spacing. I'm more concerned right now with who's going to win American Idol."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-05-09 18:34:14EliseKaneadded more to Stimson; added A. Horton <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 103: </td> <td> Line 103: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + <br> + *["Entymology"] lecturer ["Ashley Horton"]<br> + *"Dancing pigs. Would that really be important in juvenile hall?"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 239: </td> <td> Line 243: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * (on Allan Ginsberg's ''Sunflower Sutra''): "He's not sitting down in front of Borders ... he's kind of sitting by that gnarly bit of Olive Dr."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ * "He's not sitting down in front of Borders ... he's kind of sitting by that gnarly bit of Olive Drive." (on Allan Ginsberg's ''Sunflower Sutra'')<br> + * "Think about the table as a concept."<br> + * "There's pornographic neon here..."<br> + * "Coke doesn't add life! It adds sugar and water and carbonation."<br> + * "He's a greasy guy...a little creepy-looking...it really suited the medium." (on work by Vito Acconci)<br> + * "I find your footsteps really hot." (on work by Vito Acconci)<br> + * "Maybe the best word for it would be 'creepiness'." (on work by Vito Acconci)<br> + * "Of course we can say, 'Those crazy artists! They do the damnest things!' but that doesn't really get us anywhere."<br> + * "You know, Leonardo, Picasso, ''Jackass''."<br> + * "How do we make this specifically historical? Like, 'Masturbators' Rights?'" (on work by Vito Acconci)<br> + * "Fight for the right to be nasty."<br> + * "It's creepy but there's kind of an appeal to it too." (on ''Pier 18'' by Vito Acconci)<br> + * "'Clitori?' Is that the plural?"<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-04-25 21:28:23EliseKaneadded more Rossini quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 224: </td> <td> Line 224: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Is solving a problem better than leaving it open? I know that's a really lame-ass question, but I'm just putting it out there."<br> + *"I sometimes enjoy text [as opposed to theatre] better because it is safely ensconsed in an ivory protected tower which is my head."<br> + * Experimental theatre is theatre invested in the idea of theatre...whatever that is."<br> + * A manifesto is not necessarily a thing you'd want to share with your grandmother, and if you would want to, your grandmother's probably a very interesting person."<br> + * "And now I'm going to ask the evil question,'Why do we care?'"<br> + * (Pointing to a dent): "You can spend some time talking about the outline of violence against the wall."<br> + * (On love): "It's one of those four-letter words. You probably don't say it in front of your mother."<br> + * "Don't inhabit the darkness too much."<br> + * "I noticed that when I started doing tai chi outside, dogs started barking at me."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-04-23 23:59:13EliseKaneadded Stimson <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 229: </td> <td> Line 229: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Art History"] Professor ["Blake Stimson"]<br> + * (on Allan Ginsberg's ''Sunflower Sutra''): "He's not sitting down in front of Borders ... he's kind of sitting by that gnarly bit of Olive Dr."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-04-08 13:33:50MikeIvanov(quick edit) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 22: </td> <td> Line 22: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *We're gonna talk bowel movements." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>"</span>We're gonna talk bowel movements." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-04-07 22:44:50LeonardMarquequote by c. tracy <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 232: </td> <td> Line 232: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Math"] Professor Craig Tracy<br> + * (teaching Math 22B) "By now this integral is screaming 'change of variable.' Can't you hear it?<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-04-03 23:01:30WilliamLewis+ Sam Nichols <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 160: </td> <td> Line 160: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Music"] lecturer ["Sam Nichols"] - Winter 2007, MUS 6<br> + * "I will get one puppy for each of you. Every time one of you labels a cadential 6-4 as a Roman numeral I, a puppy will die."<br> + * "Fourths can be consonant or dissonant, depending on their context. They're bisexual--they swing both ways, depending on which parties they go to."<br> + * "I like the book. I have a healthy respect for the book."<br> + * "We have to naturalize the F#. Give it its green card."<br> + * "Any questions before I add another layer of hell to our already...hellish...hell?"<br> + * "Cadential 6-4s are different. They're a controlled substance. They're like medical marijuana."<br> + * "It's like dogs. They understand a few words, but it's all about tone. Are you going up?"<br> + * "The book and I disagree. We should get a divorce, but..."<br> + * "This is not Catholicism. There is no Pope of counterpoint rules."<br> + * "These rules are all BS."<br> + * "It's like there's a marker fairy who came in and changed all the markers."<br> + * "Thank you for making that mistake. It means we get to review it. I'll pay your five dollars after class."<br> + * "Note my use of the technical word 'stuff'."<br> + * "We call it rounded. We should call it something else. We should call it 'binary with a hint of other stuff at the end'."<br> + * "Here's where all hell broke loose." *labels ii6 chord "hell"*<br> + * "What does this sound like? Blank and blank. Ren and Stimpy? No."<br> + * "My metaphor for this is that they're all walking distance from each other. This--" (the key of G) "--is UC Davis, this--" (key of D) "--is Pluto's, this--" (key of e minor) "--is Armadillo Music."<br> + * "It's like when a little girl is going home. She doesn't know where Woodland is, or where Davis is, but she sees a white house and knows 'We're going home!'"<br> + * "It's like swimming in the ocean. If you stay on the circle of fifths, eventually you'll get swept out to sea."<br> + * "It's like a team. If one of the notes is dull and boring, another note picks up the slack. It's just like with you guys. If one of you is having a bad day, I won't pick on you. But sometimes I do."<br> + * "Time flies when you're trying to harmonize chorales."<br> + * "What are a few octaves between friends?"<br> + * "I can play dumber than you think I can."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-01-05 21:40:32EliseKanefixed formatting <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 153: </td> <td> Line 153: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Journalism"] <span>l</span>ec<span>tur</span>er ["Steven Magagnini"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Journalism"] <span>t</span>e<span>a</span>c<span>h</span>er ["Steven Magagnini"] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-01-05 21:39:17EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 154: </td> <td> Line 154: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> "Even though newspapers are dying, news is not dying."<br> <span>-</span> "A big part of the story is getting the other side of the story." </td> <td> <span>+</span> <span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</span> "Even though newspapers are dying, news is not dying."<br> <span>+</span> <span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</span> "A big part of the story is getting the other side of the story." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2007-01-05 21:38:18EliseKaneadded Magagnini quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 153: </td> <td> Line 153: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Journalism"] lecturer ["Steven Magagnini"]<br> + "Even though newspapers are dying, news is not dying."<br> + "A big part of the story is getting the other side of the story."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-12-11 23:03:29EliseKaneadded José Gutierrez <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 72: </td> <td> Line 72: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Theatre and Dance" Theatre] Professor ["José Gutierrez"]<br> + *"I would've liked to see more monkey-banana ass-whipping."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 107: </td> <td> Line 110: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"[<span>t</span>here's] my generation...you know, the dinosaur generation." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"[<span>T</span>here's] my generation...you know, the dinosaur generation." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-12-10 23:02:21AmyChow <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 168: </td> <td> Line 168: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * On the Ramayana: "It's a fun book<span>&nbsp;to read</span> to read to your lover or boyfriend or girlfriend... I mean... I read it to my wife, then she falls asleep within two minutes and I keep reading for half an hour, and I go... Trisha???" </td> <td> <span>+</span> * On the Ramayana: "It's a fun book to read to your lover or boyfriend or girlfriend... I mean... I read it to my wife, then she falls asleep within two minutes and I keep reading for half an hour, and I go... Trisha???" </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-12-10 21:03:23EliseKanespelling correction <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 73: </td> <td> Line 73: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"In science, accuracy is everything. Sometimes, 10% error is okay. Like in building bridges. 10% too much concrete? Meh, good enough. Sometimes, 1% error is too much. Scientist says humans and chimpanzees are 98.5% the same. That 1.5% error is why you must now learn cubic splines and partial differential equations from me, while monkey eats ban<span>n</span>ana." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"In science, accuracy is everything. Sometimes, 10% error is okay. Like in building bridges. 10% too much concrete? Meh, good enough. Sometimes, 1% error is too much. Scientist says humans and chimpanzees are 98.5% the same. That 1.5% error is why you must now learn cubic splines and partial differential equations from me, while monkey eats banana." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-12-09 18:13:47AmyChowFall 2006 McLean quotes... <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 167: </td> <td> Line 167: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * COM 6, Fall 2006:<br> + * On the Ramayana: "It's a fun book to read to read to your lover or boyfriend or girlfriend... I mean... I read it to my wife, then she falls asleep within two minutes and I keep reading for half an hour, and I go... Trisha???"<br> + * "Hugging is very cool. Look at that sweet look on Hanuman's face. And Rama is very handsome."<br> + * (puts mug back down) "I'd better not drink this. I'll get pregnant in front of everybody."<br> + * "A druid is, in its fundamental meaning, a TREE-HUGGER!"<br> + * "...Dress split right up to her belt, what a sight!"<br> + * "I'm going deaf... Throw me away..."<br> + * "It must be college -- it feels like I'm suffering."<br> + * (Telling story of his friend when they were at a hamburger stand) "'NOW, MEAT FROM THE COW, BECOME MY THOUGHT!' [and took a bite] -- Well, that's just it... I'd rather he hadn't done it at the In-N-Out Burger but..."<br> + * "Who are we anyway? That we like this fighting? I certainly don't have the answer, but I think it's an important question."<br> + * (on Gary Snyder's "The Elwha River") "'The teacher came to me and said "I just don't like you."/"Why?"/"Because I used to be a man."' What the hell is that about?"<br> + * "We are all eating each other. That's how we sustain ourselves."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-11-01 20:19:47StevenDaubertRainbow summer quote lists <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 4: </td> <td> Line 4: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + ["StevenDaubert"] Thinks it prudent to note that the City of Davis provided summer camp that takes place parks in Davis called "rainbow summer" kept lists of quotes that were ammended rather frequently</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-09-25 06:27:30JabberWokkyCleanup of single quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 77: </td> <td> Line 77: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *“I see students sleeping in the class. You<span>’</span>re not even going to understand this if you<span>’</span>re awake!”<br> <span>-</span> *“If you don<span>’</span>t get this you won<span>’</span>t solve the problem because I am telling you this is a man and you are telling me it<span>’</span>s a woman.” </td> <td> <span>+</span> *“I see students sleeping in the class. You<span>'</span>re not even going to understand this if you<span>'</span>re awake!”<br> <span>+</span> *“If you don<span>'</span>t get this you won<span>'</span>t solve the problem because I am telling you this is a man and you are telling me it<span>'</span>s a woman.” </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 113: </td> <td> Line 113: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Sorry guys, I<span>’</span>m not known for having a robust sense of reality." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Sorry guys, I<span>'</span>m not known for having a robust sense of reality." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 116: </td> <td> Line 116: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Don<span>’</span>t worry guys. If you<span>’</span>re lucky, you<span>’</span>ll get the illusion of understanding." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Don<span>'</span>t worry guys. If you<span>'</span>re lucky, you<span>'</span>ll get the illusion of understanding." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 122: </td> <td> Line 122: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Professor: "You agree with me right?" Student: "Umm, you haven<span>’</span>t said anything yet." Professor: "Oh yeah."<br> <span>-</span> * "Being human is a weird property, isn<span>’</span>t it?" </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Professor: "You agree with me right?" Student: "Umm, you haven<span>'</span>t said anything yet." Professor: "Oh yeah."<br> <span>+</span> * "Being human is a weird property, isn<span>'</span>t it?" </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 125: </td> <td> Line 125: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Ok. So if I<span>’</span>m at the top of a ski run and I say, ‘I could have been an egg but I definitely couldn<span>’</span>t have been a dog...<span>’</span> this should seem intuitively to you that… this is a very weird thing to say." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Ok. So if I<span>'</span>m at the top of a ski run and I say, ‘I could have been an egg but I definitely couldn<span>'</span>t have been a dog...<span>'</span> this should seem intuitively to you that… this is a very weird thing to say." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 129: </td> <td> Line 129: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "I<span>’</span>m an artist. You saw my tittles. Um... Tibbles."<br> <span>-</span> * "This is how you tell someone<span>’</span>s English... ''they italicize stuff.''" </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "I<span>'</span>m an artist. You saw my tittles. Um... Tibbles."<br> <span>+</span> * "This is how you tell someone<span>'</span>s English... ''they italicize stuff.''" </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 132: </td> <td> Line 132: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Deep Purple... wow... that brings back some... sort<span>’</span>ve quazi memories"<br> <span>-</span> * "We<span>’</span>re taking the controversial position that statues have to be material objects... … um... that was supposed to be a joke folks."<br> <span>-</span> * "If you remember... which I<span>’</span>m sure you don<span>’</span>t... Van Inwagen said..." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Deep Purple... wow... that brings back some... sort<span>'</span>ve quazi memories"<br> <span>+</span> * "We<span>'</span>re taking the controversial position that statues have to be material objects... … um... that was supposed to be a joke folks."<br> <span>+</span> * "If you remember... which I<span>'</span>m sure you don<span>'</span>t... Van Inwagen said..." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 136: </td> <td> Line 136: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "I don<span>’</span>t like seeing my own blood, because... that usually means I<span>’</span>m injured." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "I don<span>'</span>t like seeing my own blood, because... that usually means I<span>'</span>m injured." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 184: </td> <td> Line 184: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Music"] "It<span>’</span>s better to regret something you have done then something you haven<span>’</span>t done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["Wayne Schiller"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Music"] "It<span>'</span>s better to regret something you have done then something you haven<span>'</span>t done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["Wayne Schiller"] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-08-16 16:40:36EliseKanespelling <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 18: </td> <td> Line 18: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Any dust on the DVD player? About 38% of it is skin cells. Most of it is your rommates', probably." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Any dust on the DVD player? About 38% of it is skin cells. Most of it is your ro<span>o</span>mmates', probably." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-08-16 16:39:21EliseKaneadded all Liz Applegate quotes <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 14: </td> <td> Line 14: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Nutrition"] Professor ["Liz Applegate"]<br> + *"Alcohol is not by itself a nutrient."<br> + *"If your phone goes off...what does it do? Jingle?"<br> + *"Any dust on the DVD player? About 38% of it is skin cells. Most of it is your rommates', probably."<br> + *"We're quite watery creatures."<br> + *We're gonna talk bowel movements."<br> + *"You're a million tiny water balloons floating around."<br> + *"You wake up and...bingo. You're there."<br> + *"Is it okay to have two to three bowel movements a day? Sure, great...a record, maybe."<br> + *"Peanutbutter comes from peanuts...they don't really look like you."<br> + *"You're not gonna see a pen or pencil in your urine...it would be really scary if you did."<br> + *"I only bought this watch because it's purple."<br> + *On constipation: "For you to have a bowel movement, it's an event...you grab a newspaper, walk into the bathroom and strain."<br> + *"Don't think for a second I can draw. I can't even draw a happy face."<br> + *"You're probably not downing a whole lot of margaritas while you have chicken pox."<br> + *"It's hard to talk and think at the same time."<br> + *"For some people, constipation is a way of life."<br> + *"There's pectin and gum like I'm chewing now...I should have spit it out before I started lecture. I forgot...I didn't. Oh well."<br> + *In Chem 194 while on both her mic and the phone with the fire dept.: "I don't need sirens or anything...I know you guys want to get out of class...I AM taking this seriously."<br> + *"I'm in a no carb or low carb situation."<br> + *"Is a female chicken called a hen? Yeah? I've got 'mother,' 'mom,'...all these weird things..."<br> + *"I think guacamole's a food group...not really, but it's good stuff!"<br> + *"I don't think you're gonna go scrape the bottom of a pond and eat it."<br> + *"Who here likes Cheez-its...really likes Cheez-its. I think they're fabulous."<br> + *"What time is it? Did I hear time to go?"<br> + *" I got a lava lamp for my birthday...I was so excited...I sit there and watch it. My daughter asks why I don't get stoned and watch it."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-08-13 13:47:28EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 117: </td> <td> Line 117: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *(on The Crucible discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *(on <span>''</span>The Crucible<span>''</span> discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-08-13 13:32:00EliseKanegrammar and such <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ARE Professor John Constantine - Winter 2006 </td> <td> <span>+</span> * <span>["</span>ARE<span>"]</span> Professor <span>["</span>John Constantine<span>"]</span> - Winter 2006 </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 44: </td> <td> Line 44: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"In science, accuracy is everything. Sometimes, 10% error is ok. Like in building bridges. 10% too much concrete? <span>meh, good enough. s</span>ometimes, 1% error is too much. Scientist says humans and chimpanzees are 98.5% the same. That 1.5% error is why you must now learn cubic splines and partial differential equations from me, while monkey eats bannana." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"In science, accuracy is everything. Sometimes, 10% error is ok<span>ay</span>. Like in building bridges. 10% too much concrete? <span>Meh, good enough. S</span>ometimes, 1% error is too much. Scientist says humans and chimpanzees are 98.5% the same. That 1.5% error is why you must now learn cubic splines and partial differential equations from me, while monkey eats bannana." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 53: </td> <td> Line 53: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["History"] Professor A.K. Harris - Fall '05, HIS 10B </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["History"] Professor <span>["</span>A.K. Harris<span>"]</span> - Fall '05, HIS 10B </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-08-13 00:49:37TomNelsonRearranging stuff a little <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Try to keep quotes somewhat positive. We don't want people getting offended that their "I'd love to shove giant **** in my mouth" quote went up on the Internet without their permission. But, other than that, lets quote!<span>&nbsp;‘’Also, p</span>lease keep <span>it</span> in alphabetical order in the correct category.<span>’’</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> Try to keep quotes somewhat positive. We don't want people getting offended that their "I'd love to shove giant **** in my mouth" quote went up on the Internet without their permission. But, other than that, lets quote!<span><br> + <br> + P</span>lease keep <span>the quotes</span> in alphabetical order in the correct category. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 9: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ ----<br> + [[Anchor(Professors)]]<br> + === Professors ===</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- = Memorable Quotes =<br> - === Professors ===<br> - [[Anchor(Professors)]]<br> - <br> - *["Theatre"] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Theatre and Dance" Theatre] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 42: </td> <td> Line 43: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"] </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 52: </td> <td> Line 53: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * History Professor A.K. Harris - Fall '05, HIS 10B </td> <td> <span>+</span> * <span>["</span>History<span>"]</span> Professor A.K. Harris - Fall '05, HIS 10B </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 71: </td> <td> Line 72: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Theatre"] Professor ["Lynette Hunter"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["Theatre<span>&nbsp;and Dance</span>"<span>&nbsp;Theatre</span>] Professor ["Lynette Hunter"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 86: </td> <td> Line 87: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Read this<span>…</span> But read it four-dimensionally." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Read this<span>...</span> But read it four-dimensionally." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 91: </td> <td> Line 92: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Hey --and I mean this as an insult-- do you have this random philosophy book on you?" --student blushes-- "Um<span>…</span> yes..." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Hey --and I mean this as an insult-- do you have this random philosophy book on you?" --student blushes-- "Um<span>...</span> yes..." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 97: </td> <td> Line 98: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Ok. So if I’m at the top of a ski run and I say, ‘I could have been an egg but I definitely couldn’t have been a dog…<span>’ this should seem intuitively to you that…</span> this is a very weird thing to say." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Ok. So if I’m at the top of a ski run and I say, ‘I could have been an egg but I definitely couldn’t have been a dog<span>...’ this should seem intuitively to you that</span>… this is a very weird thing to say." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 100: </td> <td> Line 101: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Being not married. So<span>…</span> You bear the not married relationship to<span>…</span> everything?" </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Being not married. So<span>...</span> You bear the not married relationship to<span>...</span> everything?" </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 104: </td> <td> Line 105: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * "Deep Purple… wow… that brings back some… sort’ve quazi memories"<br> - * "We’re taking the controversial position that statues have to be material objects… … um… that was supposed to be a joke folks."<br> - * "If you remember… which I’m sure you don’t… Van Inwagen said..."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ * "Deep Purple... wow... that brings back some... sort’ve quazi memories"<br> + * "We’re taking the controversial position that statues have to be material objects... … um... that was supposed to be a joke folks."<br> + * "If you remember... which I’m sure you don’t... Van Inwagen said..."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 108: </td> <td> Line 109: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "I don’t like seeing my own blood, because<span>…</span> that usually means I’m injured."<br> <span>-</span> * "I was in no mood for maturity at that point<span>…</span> so I just started bumping Old School 2Pac." </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "I don’t like seeing my own blood, because<span>...</span> that usually means I’m injured."<br> <span>+</span> * "I was in no mood for maturity at that point<span>...</span> so I just started bumping Old School 2Pac." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 112: </td> <td> Line 113: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Theatre"] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["Theatre<span>&nbsp;and Dance</span>"<span>&nbsp;Theatre</span>] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 114: </td> <td> Line 115: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"There's something happening in my body...where's the party?"<br> <span>-</span> *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...except women don't get killed...they just starve to death." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"There's something happening in my body...<span>&nbsp;</span>where's the party?"<br> <span>+</span> *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...<span>&nbsp;</span>except women don't get killed...<span>&nbsp;</span>they just starve to death." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 144: </td> <td> Line 145: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["Theatre<span>&nbsp;and Dance</span>"<span>&nbsp;Theatre</span>] Professor ["Jon Rossini"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 164: </td> <td> Line 165: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ [[Anchor(Wiki_Users)]]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 165: </td> <td> Line 167: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- [[Anchor(Wiki_Users)]]</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 181: </td> <td> Line 182: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["JabberWokky"] <span>“</span>I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it.<span>”</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["JabberWokky"] <span>"</span>I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it.<span>"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 183: </td> <td> Line 184: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ [[Anchor(Other_People)]]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 184: </td> <td> Line 186: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- [[Anchor(Other_People)]]</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-08-13 00:40:00TomNelsonReorganization, table directory addtion <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Try to keep quotes somewhat positive. We don't want people getting offended that their "I'd love to shove giant **** in my mouth" quote went up on the Internet without their permission. But, other than that, lets quote! </td> <td> <span>+</span> Try to keep quotes somewhat positive. We don't want people getting offended that their "I'd love to shove giant **** in my mouth" quote went up on the Internet without their permission. But, other than that, lets quote!<span>&nbsp;‘’Also, please keep it in alphabetical order in the correct category.’’</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 5: </td> <td> Line 5: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ''Should we maybe put the Wiki users above the random professors? Or list people alphabetically? I'd rather be able to see the silly things that the people who routinely contribute to the Wiki have said than the random quotes of random people!'' --["SummerSong" ss]<br> - * Maybe just make this professor quotes?<br> - * I think we should have everyone's quotes... sure, students can go above professors. Works for me..<br> - * What about three parts, with a small side table to direct. Professor quotes, wiki user quotes, and other.<br> - * If this discussion is still open, I would suggest that while it doesn't neccesarily have to be professor quotes, users shouldn't add quotes of their own. It seems self-centered. Maybe seperate into two pages?</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ||__'''Memorable Quotes:'''__||<br> + ||&lt;bgcolor='#E0E0FF'&gt;[#Professors Professors]||<br> + ||[#Wiki_Users Wiki Users]||<br> + ||&lt;bgcolor='#E0E0FF'&gt;[#Other_People Other People]||</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ === Professors ===<br> + [[Anchor(Professors)]]<br> + <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]<br> + *"I can't imagine the police arresting Paul Bunyon."<br> + *(on the subject of podiums): "I think [they] have all kinds of potential power."<br> + *(on Aristotelian theatre): "You're not really a king! That's a plastic crown and you're wearing make-up...unless you're REALLY 'method'."<br> + *"Jimmy Carter's teeth weren't really the size of a bus."<br> + <br> + * ["Math"] professor (emeritus) ["Carlos Borges"]<br> + * (after a student corrected his mistake) "Well, that's the way we do it in Portugal."<br> + * "You shouldn't take me seriously unless I am talking about mathematics."<br> + * (halfway through his last day of teaching before finally retiring) "And now I am going to do something I have never done in thirty years of teaching. I am going to leave. What are they going to do? Fire me?"<br> + <br> + *["English"] Professor ["Joshua Clover"]<br> + * "What if, despite being an economist, you are in fact a human being."<br> + * "I'm not going to talk about the f**king plums."<br> + * "God is the ultimate robot"<br> + <br> + * ARE Professor John Constantine - Winter 2006<br> + * "Well, this isn't the real world, this is Wellman 6."<br> + <br> + *["Linguistics"] Professor ["Patrick Farrell"]<br> + * "So, like, if you're gonna come up with a theory about astronomy, first you go out there and say 'Hey, there's all these stars and shit'".<br> + <br> + * ["Astronomy"] professor ["Chris Fassnacht"]<br> + * Student: "Yes, but can you SEE radio waves?" Fassnacht: "Well you could if you had radio eyes"<br> + <br> + *["English"] Professor ["Lynne Freed"]<br> + * "This is just a jumble of music and poor, romantic grammar."<br> + <br> + *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 21: </td> <td> Line 51: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *["English"] Professor ["Dr. Andy Jones"]<br> - *"It takes guts to be irrational."<br> - *["Theatre"] Professor ["Lynette Hunter"]<br> - *"Who said 'thy' for the last 200 years? Maybe a few people..."<br> - *"You can't go back to origins if they've been rubbed out."<br> - *"There's never something beyond your power that you can't change. Never, EVER accept that."<br> - *(on postcolonial argument and theory): "Oh! You're a cute little marginal. Come and do a dance for us next week."<br> - *(on her generation in the '60s): "We rioted about manholes...and about manning an apartment. You don't 'man' an apartment; you staff it."<br> - *"[there's] my generation...you know, the dinosaur generation."<br> - *["Theatre"] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"]<br> - *"When I was growing up, there were no [directing] schools. There were dinosaurs, but no schools."<br> - *"There's something happening in my body...where's the party?"<br> - *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...except women don't get killed...they just starve to death."<br> - *(on The Crucible discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way."<br> - *(on evaluating an auditioning actor): "I can be picking my nose, striking a cigarette, but do I want to watch [them]?"<br> - *(on directors in "the old days"): "I smoked like 90 cigarettes a day...you know, that's what directors did...ffft (mimes inhaling cigarette smoke)...'I'm a real thinker', you know?"<br> - *["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]<br> - *(as an example of surrealism): "[You have] your brother who's really your father teaching third grade at your high school [and you consider] how that sixth eyebrow feels..."<br> - *"There's no real meaning to knocking over my eyedrops."<br> - *"You right hand-ites!"<br> - *"Love is a sloppy word."<br> - *(on modern post modernism): "We don't know what it is, but we know it comes after the thing that happened before."<br> - *["Theatre"] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]<br> - *"I can't imagine the police arresting Paul Bunyon."<br> - *(on the subject of podiums): "I think [they] have all kinds of potential power."<br> - *(on Aristotelian theatre): "You're not really a king! That's a plastic crown and you're wearing make-up...unless you're REALLY 'method'."<br> - *"Jimmy Carter's teeth weren't really the size of a bus."<br> - *["English"] Professor ["Joshua Clover"]<br> - * "What if, despite being an economist, you are in fact a human being."<br> - * "I'm not going to talk about the f**king plums."<br> - * "God is the ultimate robot"<br> - *["English"] Professor ["Lynne Freed"]<br> - * "This is just a jumble of music and poor, romantic grammar."<br> - *["English"] Professor ["David Simpson"]<br> - * "You know Puritans. They were the people who couldn't call cocks, ''cocks.'' Stupid roosters."<br> - *Prof. Simpson is great! --["SummerSong" ss]<br> - *["English"] Professor ["Timothy Morton"]<br> - * "Consciousness sucks."<br> - *["Linguistics"] Professor ["Patrick Farrell"]<br> - * "So like if you're gonna come up with a theory about astronomy, first you go out there and say 'Hey, there's all these stars and shit'".<br> - *Departed ["Philosophy"] Professor ["Jeff King"]<br> - * "My books are like salmon, they all end up in Tahoe."<br> - * "Okay let me ask you guys a question. Consider the following situation: You have a brother. Is he male?" &amp;#8212;Nobody Answers&amp;#8212; "Okay you have all taken too much philosophy."<br> - * "Sorry guys, I&amp;#8217;m not known for having a robust sense of reality."<br> - * "Read this&amp;#8230; But read it four-dimensionally."<br> - * "When in doubt, just appeal to annihilation."<br> - * "Don&amp;#8217;t worry guys. If you&amp;#8217;re lucky, you&amp;#8217;ll get the illusion of understanding."<br> - * "I mean, six-packs of beer that are in other possible worlds are pretty unimportant to your life."<br> - * "I am the big salami."<br> - * "Hey&amp;#8212;and I mean this as an insult&amp;#8212;do you have this random philosophy book on you?"&amp;#8212; student blushes&amp;#8212;"Um... yes..."<br> - * "Humphrey is not in there because this is just an un-analyzable magic ball."<br> - * "Imagine for a moment that both of my hands are intelligent."<br> - * "Professor: "You agree with me right?" Student: "Umm, you haven&amp;#8217;t said anything yet." Professor: "Oh yeah."<br> - * "Being human is a weird property, isn&amp;#8217;t it?"<br> - * "Ok. Imagine we have a dishpan &amp;#8211; wait have I been saying dishpan? What the hell is a dishpan? I just realized I have no idea what a dishpan is. Imagine you believe in flying sauce pans."<br> - * "Ok. So if I&amp;#8217;m at the top of a ski run and I say, &amp;#8216;I could have been an egg but I definitely couldn&amp;#8217;t have been a dog&amp;#8230;&amp;#8217; this should seem intuitively to you that&amp;#8230; this is a very weird thing to say."<br> - * "Just use black highlighter on those three pages. In case you were wondering, this is how you write philosophy books. Just take something that needs one sentence to explain and write ten pages on it. Then do it twenty times. BOOM-BOOK!"<br> - * "I like to bet against my favorite team, that way I win no matter what happens."<br> - * "Being not married. So&amp;#8230; You bear the not married relationship to&amp;#8230; everything?"<br> - * "I&amp;#8217;m an artist. You saw my tittles. Um... Tibbles."<br> - * "This is how you tell someone&amp;#8217;s English... ''they italicize stuff.''"<br> - * "The copper and piece of copper distinction is... um... subtle."<br> - * "Deep Purple&amp;#8230; wow&amp;#8230; that brings back some&amp;#8230; sort&amp;#8217;ve quazi memories"<br> - * "We&amp;#8217;re taking the controversial position that statues have to be material objects&amp;#8230; &amp;#8230; um&amp;#8230; that was supposed to be a Joke folks."<br> - * "If you remember&amp;#8230; which I&amp;#8217;m sure you don&amp;#8217;t&amp;#8230; Van Inwagen said..."<br> - * "Veer to the right. Hmm. What exactly is a veer?"<br> - * "I don&amp;#8217;t like seeing my own blood, because&amp;#8230; that usually means I&amp;#8217;m injured."<br> - * "I was in no mood for maturity at that point&amp;#8230; so I just started bumping Old School 2Pac."<br> - * "Someone really ought to notify the Surgeon General about the large negative effect of midterms on grandmothers' healths."<br> - * ["Math"] lecturer ["Lawrence Marx"]<br> - * (while working a pre-calc problem) "This is assuming that this makes sense."<br> - * ["Math"] professor (emeritus) ["Carlos Borges"]<br> - * (after a student corrected his mistake) "Well, that's the way we do it in Portugal."<br> - * "You shouldn't take me seriously unless I am talking about mathematics."<br> - * (halfway through his last day of teaching before finally retiring) "And now I am going to do something I have never done in thirty years of teaching. I am going to leave. What are they going to do? Fire me?"<br> - * ["Math"] professor ["Andrew Waldron"] teaching Math 21A<br> - * "...as for people who use yellow hi-liters and wear pink, there is something seriously wrong with them."<br> - * "Sometimes it's good to lead by misexample, like the Bernstein Bears. Remember those books? They were great!"<br> - * "This thing here ... is a banana ... that log (x) is also a banana ... and this is the banana cancel principle."<br> - * "I don't know what they do in communist countries; they must have a different Product Rule I guess."<br> - * ["SummerSong"]<br> - * "What kind of tree is this? Hopefully next time I step on one of these gross little berries in bare feet, I'll be able to say "God damn (Fill in the Blank) Tree!" instead of just "FUCK!"<br> - * ["Sociology"] professor ["Brian Paciotti"]<br> - * "Which of these is true? What is beautiful is good, or what is beautiful is me?"<br> - * ["MichelleAccurso"]<br> - * (A long night, a Fruedian slip, and a mumbling co-worker) Co-worker: "That was very Freud of you." ["MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "Who?" Co-worker: "You know Freud as in Sigmund Freud?" ["MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "How am I Freud of Siegfried and Freud?... Oh wait!"<br> - * ["Astronomy"] professor ["Chris Fassnacht"]<br> - * Student: "Yes, but can you SEE radio waves?" Fassnacht: "Well you could if you had radio eyes"<br> - * ["CindySperry"]<br> - *(in the middle of a conversation about whether shrubs have feelings) "So, the shrubs... OOH! Bunnies! No no, see, the bunnies are in mating season, they're chasing each other around!"<br> - * (Friend, responding) "Cindy, I swear someday you'll be CEO of a major corporation, and you'll say 'wait, guys, give me 5 minutes. It's mating season.' And we will all laugh!"</span> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + * History Professor A.K. Harris - Fall '05, HIS 10B<br> + * "The rise of the fork is a really interesting thing."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 127: </td> <td> Line 70: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * ["Music Department" Music] Professor Jeffrey Thomas, TA Jeremy Faust, TA David Amrine [http://www.livejournal.com/users/value_meal_2/601571.html Chorus Spring 2005]<br> - * ["Music"] "It’s better to regret something you have done then something you haven’t done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["Wayne Schiller"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Lynette Hunter"]<br> + *"Who said 'thy' for the last 200 years? Maybe a few people..."<br> + *"You can't go back to origins if they've been rubbed out."<br> + *"There's never something beyond your power that you can't change. Never, EVER accept that."<br> + *(on postcolonial argument and theory): "Oh! You're a cute little marginal. Come and do a dance for us next week."<br> + *(on her generation in the '60s): "We rioted about manholes...and about manning an apartment. You don't 'man' an apartment; you staff it."<br> + *"[there's] my generation...you know, the dinosaur generation."<br> + <br> + *["English"] Professor ["Dr. Andy Jones"]<br> + *"It takes guts to be irrational."<br> + <br> + *Departed ["Philosophy"] Professor ["Jeff King"]<br> + * "My books are like salmon, they all end up in Tahoe."<br> + * "Okay let me ask you guys a question. Consider the following situation: You have a brother. Is he male?" --Nobody answers-- "Okay you have all taken too much philosophy."<br> + * "Sorry guys, I’m not known for having a robust sense of reality."<br> + * "Read this… But read it four-dimensionally."<br> + * "When in doubt, just appeal to annihilation."<br> + * "Don’t worry guys. If you’re lucky, you’ll get the illusion of understanding."<br> + * "I mean, six-packs of beer that are in other possible worlds are pretty unimportant to your life."<br> + * "I am the big salami."<br> + * "Hey --and I mean this as an insult-- do you have this random philosophy book on you?" --student blushes-- "Um… yes..."<br> + * "Humphrey is not in there because this is just an un-analyzable magic ball."<br> + * "Imagine for a moment that both of my hands are intelligent."<br> + * "Professor: "You agree with me right?" Student: "Umm, you haven’t said anything yet." Professor: "Oh yeah."<br> + * "Being human is a weird property, isn’t it?"<br> + * "Ok. Imagine we have a dishpan - wait have I been saying dishpan? What the hell is a dishpan? I just realized I have no idea what a dishpan is. Imagine you believe in flying sauce pans."<br> + * "Ok. So if I’m at the top of a ski run and I say, ‘I could have been an egg but I definitely couldn’t have been a dog…’ this should seem intuitively to you that… this is a very weird thing to say."<br> + * "Just use black highlighter on those three pages. In case you were wondering, this is how you write philosophy books. Just take something that needs one sentence to explain and write ten pages on it. Then do it twenty times. BOOM-BOOK!"<br> + * "I like to bet against my favorite team, that way I win no matter what happens."<br> + * "Being not married. So… You bear the not married relationship to… everything?"<br> + * "I’m an artist. You saw my tittles. Um... Tibbles."<br> + * "This is how you tell someone’s English... ''they italicize stuff.''"<br> + * "The copper and piece of copper distinction is... um... subtle."<br> + * "Deep Purple… wow… that brings back some… sort’ve quazi memories"<br> + * "We’re taking the controversial position that statues have to be material objects… … um… that was supposed to be a joke folks."<br> + * "If you remember… which I’m sure you don’t… Van Inwagen said..."<br> + * "Veer to the right. Hmm. What exactly is a veer?"<br> + * "I don’t like seeing my own blood, because… that usually means I’m injured."<br> + * "I was in no mood for maturity at that point… so I just started bumping Old School 2Pac."<br> + * "Someone really ought to notify the Surgeon General about the large negative effect of midterms on grandmothers' healths."<br> + <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"]<br> + *"When I was growing up, there were no [directing] schools. There were dinosaurs, but no schools."<br> + *"There's something happening in my body...where's the party?"<br> + *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...except women don't get killed...they just starve to death."<br> + *(on The Crucible discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way."<br> + *(on evaluating an auditioning actor): "I can be picking my nose, striking a cigarette, but do I want to watch [them]?"<br> + *(on directors in "the old days"): "I smoked like 90 cigarettes a day...you know, that's what directors did...ffft (mimes inhaling cigarette smoke)...'I'm a real thinker', you know?"<br> + <br> + * ["Math"] lecturer ["Lawrence Marx"]<br> + * (while working a pre-calc problem) "This is assuming that this makes sense."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 143: </td> <td> Line 137: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * History Professor A.K. Harris -- Fall '05, HIS 10B<br> - * "The rise of the fork is a really interesting thing."<br> - * Disgraced ["California Aggie"] columnist Ian Watson:<br> - * "["ASUCD"] is not a government, but rather something akin to the YMCA with a large vehicle fleet." ([http://www.californiaaggie.com/media/storage/paper981/news/2005/02/15/Features/The-Urgers.Are.Coming-1319577.shtml article])</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 148: </td> <td> Line 138: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- * ARE Professor John Constantine - Winter 2006<br> - * "Well, this isn't the real world, this is Wellman 6."<br> - * ''"I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it."'' — ["JabberWokky"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *["English"] Professor ["Timothy Morton"]<br> + * "Consciousness sucks."<br> + <br> + * ["Sociology"] professor ["Brian Paciotti"]<br> + * "Which of these is true? What is beautiful is good, or what is beautiful is me?"<br> + <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]<br> + *(as an example of surrealism): "[You have] your brother who's really your father teaching third grade at your high school [and you consider] how that sixth eyebrow feels..."<br> + *"There's no real meaning to knocking over my eyedrops."<br> + *"You right hand-ites!"<br> + *"Love is a sloppy word."<br> + *(on modern post modernism): "We don't know what it is, but we know it comes after the thing that happened before."<br> + <br> + *["English"] Professor ["David Simpson"]<br> + * "You know Puritans. They were the people who couldn't call cocks, ''cocks.'' Stupid roosters."<br> + *Prof. Simpson is great! --["SummerSong" ss]<br> + <br> + * ["Music Department" Music] Professor Jeffrey Thomas, TA Jeremy Faust, TA David Amrien [http://www.livejournal.com/users/value_meal_2/601571.html Chorus Spring 2005]<br> + * ["Music"] "It’s better to regret something you have done then something you haven’t done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["Wayne Schiller"]<br> + <br> + * ["Math"] professor ["Andrew Waldron"] teaching Math 21A<br> + * "...as for people who use yellow hi-liters and wear pink, there is something seriously wrong with them."<br> + * "Sometimes it's good to lead by misexample, like the Bernstein Bears. Remember those books? They were great!"<br> + * "This thing here ... is a banana ... that log (x) is also a banana ... and this is the banana cancel principle."<br> + * "I don't know what they do in communist countries; they must have a different Product Rule I guess."<br> + <br> + === Wiki Users ===<br> + [[Anchor(Wiki_Users)]]<br> + <br> + * ["MichelleAccurso"]<br> + * (A long night, a Fruedian slip, and a mumbling co-worker) Co-worker: "That was very Freud of you." ["MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "Who?" Co-worker: "You know Freud as in Sigmund Freud?" ["MichelleAccurso" Michelle:] "How am I Freud of Siegfried and Freud?... Oh wait!"<br> + </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 154: </td> <td> Line 173: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + * ["SummerSong"]<br> + * "What kind of tree is this? Hopefully next time I step on one of these gross little berries in bare feet, I'll be able to say "God damn (Fill in the Blank) Tree!" instead of just "FUCK!"<br> + <br> + * ["CindySperry"]<br> + *(in the middle of a conversation about whether shrubs have feelings) "So, the shrubs... OOH! Bunnies! No no, see, the bunnies are in mating season, they're chasing each other around!"<br> + * (Friend, responding) "Cindy, I swear someday you'll be CEO of a major corporation, and you'll say 'wait, guys, give me 5 minutes. It's mating season.' And we will all laugh!"<br> + <br> + *["JabberWokky"] “I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it.”<br> + <br> + === Other People ===<br> + [[Anchor(Other_People)]]<br> + <br> + * Disgraced ["California Aggie"] columnist Ian Watson:<br> + * "["ASUCD"] is not a government, but rather something akin to the YMCA with a large vehicle fleet." ([http://www.californiaaggie.com/media/storage/paper981/news/2005/02/15/Features/The-Urgers.Are.Coming-1319577.shtml article])</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-06-14 13:05:51AndrewChenMinor formatting <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"] </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 21: </td> <td> Line 21: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["English"] Professor ["Dr. Andy Jones"] </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *["English"] Professor ["Dr. Andy Jones"] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-06-14 11:50:06BrettRandolphJust adding some representation for engineers... feel free to move it around. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 9: </td> <td> Line 9: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * If this discussion is still open, I would suggest that while it doesn't neccesarily have to be professor quotes, users shouldn't add quotes of their own. It seems self-centered. Maybe seperate into two pages?<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * If this discussion is still open, I would suggest that while it doesn't neccesarily have to be professor quotes, users shouldn't add quotes of their own. It seems self-centered. Maybe seperate into two pages? </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *["English"] Professor ["Dr. Andy Jones"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Engineering"] Professor ["Mohammed Hafez"]<br> + *"In science, accuracy is everything. Sometimes, 10% error is ok. Like in building bridges. 10% too much concrete? meh, good enough. sometimes, 1% error is too much. Scientist says humans and chimpanzees are 98.5% the same. That 1.5% error is why you must now learn cubic splines and partial differential equations from me, while monkey eats bannana."<br> + *"There is more to life than finite differences... there's also variational-principle projections, and semi-iterative relaxations!"<br> + *"Divide by zero, YOU GO TO HELL"<br> + *"Go in your room, sit down, close the door, and get high on Newton's method"<br> + *“Is the midterm going to be open book open notes? Open everything! Open heart!”<br> + *About the midterm: “There is no need to trick you. Anything would be difficult for you! Anything!”<br> + *“I see students sleeping in the class. You’re not even going to understand this if you’re awake!”<br> + *“If you don’t get this you won’t solve the problem because I am telling you this is a man and you are telling me it’s a woman.”<br> + *["English"] Professor ["Dr. Andy Jones"]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 144: </td> <td> Line 153: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "Some girl was smoking weed, A LOT OF WEED."<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "Some girl was smoking weed, A LOT OF WEED." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 22:58:02MichelleAccurso <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> ||[[<span>Thumbnail</span>(wikipic.jpg)]]|| ||&lt;bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt; [[nbsp]] The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here.|| </td> <td> <span>+</span> ||[[<span>Image</span>(wikipic.jpg<span>, thumbnail</span>)]]|| ||&lt;bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt; [[nbsp]] The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? 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It seems self-centered. Maybe seperate into two pages? </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 20:09:16TusharRawatformatting <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span>[[Thumbnail(wikipic.jpg)]]<span>&nbsp;||</span>The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here.<span>&nbsp;||</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ||</span>[[Thumbnail(wikipic.jpg)]]<span>|| ||&lt;bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt; [[nbsp]] </span>The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here.<span>||</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 19:53:49PhilipNeustrom <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 9: </td> <td> Line 9: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *["English"] Professor ["Andy Jones"] </td> <td> <span>+</span> *["English"] Professor ["<span>Dr. </span>Andy Jones"] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 19:29:12TusharRawatWaldron quotes added, personal quotes added <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 116: </td> <td> Line 116: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Math"] professor ["Andrew Waldron"] teaching Math 21A<br> + * "...as for people who use yellow hi-liters and wear pink, there is something seriously wrong with them."<br> + * "Sometimes it's good to lead by misexample, like the Bernstein Bears. Remember those books? They were great!"<br> + * "This thing here ... is a banana ... that log (x) is also a banana ... and this is the banana cancel principle."<br> + * "I don't know what they do in communist countries; they must have a different Product Rule I guess."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 166: </td> <td> Line 171: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["TusharRawat"]<br> + * About Chem Labs: "So if you have chemicals on your ass you're doing something wrong...."<br> + * "Some girl was smoking weed, A LOT OF WEED." </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 19:17:22EliseKanenewer, more fitting header image <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- || atta</span>c<span>hment:memquotes</span>.jpg<span>&nbsp;||</span> ||The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here. || </td> <td> <span>+ [[Thumbnail(wikipi</span>c.jpg<span>)]]</span> ||The goal of this page is to provide an outlet for all wiki members to write down memorable quotes that they or their friends have said. No longer will we be forced to laugh ourselves into oblivion on one doomed night of ["Drinking Games"] only to forget the astounding wit that was expressed by everyone. Has your best friend said something hilarious recently? Did you? Well, add it here. || </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 19:08:41EliseKaneUpload of image <a href="http://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes?action=Files&do=view&target=wikipic.jpg">wikipic.jpg</a>.Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-12 18:36:05EliseKaneAndy Jones and Lynette Hunter quotes added <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 10: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *["English"] Professor ["Andy Jones"]<br> + <br> + *"It takes guts to be irrational."<br> + <br> + <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Lynette Hunter"]<br> + <br> + *"Who said 'thy' for the last 200 years? Maybe a few people..."<br> + <br> + *"You can't go back to origins if they've been rubbed out."<br> + <br> + *"There's never something beyond your power that you can't change. Never, EVER accept that."<br> + <br> + *(on postcolonial argument and theory): "Oh! You're a cute little marginal. Come and do a dance for us next week."<br> + <br> + *(on her generation in the '60s): "We rioted about manholes...and about manning an apartment. You don't 'man' an apartment; you staff it."<br> + <br> + *"[there's] my generation...you know, the dinosaur generation."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-10 11:49:37EdwinSaada+ a great one <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 146: </td> <td> Line 146: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- <br> - </span> </td> <td> <span>+ * ''"I highly doubt you can get to my cow, let alone steal it."'' — ["JabberWokky"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-06 03:41:50WithRye <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 143: </td> <td> Line 143: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + * ARE Professor John Constantine - Winter 2006<br> + * "Well, this isn't the real world, this is Wellman 6."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-04-05 21:23:50BrianAng <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 52: </td> <td> Line 52: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * "God is the ultimate robot"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-03-28 22:38:22EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 11: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ["Theatre"] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"]<br> - <br> - Comedy:<br> - <br> - *"When I was growing up, there were no [directing] schools. There were dinosaurs, but no schools."<br> - <br> - *"There's something happening in my body...where's the party?"<br> - <br> - *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...except women don't get killed...they just starve to death."<br> - <br> - *(on The Crucible discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way."<br> - <br> - *(on evaluating an auditioning actor): "I can be picking my nose, striking a cigarette, but do I want to watch [them]?"<br> - <br> - *(on directors in "the old days"): "I smoked like 90 cigarettes a day...you know, that's what directors did...ffft (mimes inhaling cigarette smoke)...'I'm a real thinker', you know?"<br> - <br> - Wisdom:<br> - <br> - *"As I'm saying something about you, I'm also saying something about myself."<br> - <br> - *"In asking why, you could have a bullshit answer, but at least you asked the question."<br> - <br> - *"Love is made up of little moments of accident."<br> - <br> - *"If it's on paper, it's part of a process."<br> - <br> - *"My instinct is always to gamble, like go for it, go for it, go for it."<br> - <br> - *(on working with actors): "You've got to fall in love with your actors as people, or else there's no way to release the potential in them."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Theatre"] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"]</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 42: </td> <td> Line 14: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"When I was growing up, there were no [directing] schools. There were dinosaurs, but no schools."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 43: </td> <td> Line 16: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]<br> - *(as an example of surrealism): "[You have] your brother who's really your father teaching third grade at your high school [and you consider] how that sixth eyebrow feels..."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"There's something happening in my body...where's the party?"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 46: </td> <td> Line 18: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"There's no real meaning to knocking over my eyedrops."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...except women don't get killed...they just starve to death."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 48: </td> <td> Line 20: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"You right hand-ites!"</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *(on The Crucible discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 50: </td> <td> Line 22: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"Love is a sloppy word."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *(on evaluating an auditioning actor): "I can be picking my nose, striking a cigarette, but do I want to watch [them]?"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 52: </td> <td> Line 24: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *(on modern post modernism): "We don't know what it is, but we know it comes after the thing that happened before."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *(on directors in "the old days"): "I smoked like 90 cigarettes a day...you know, that's what directors did...ffft (mimes inhaling cigarette smoke)...'I'm a real thinker', you know?"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 54: </td> <td> Line 26: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *["Theatre"] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]<br> + <br> + *(as an example of surrealism): "[You have] your brother who's really your father teaching third grade at your high school [and you consider] how that sixth eyebrow feels..."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 56: </td> <td> Line 30: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"I can't imagine the police arresting Paul Bunyon."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"There's no real meaning to knocking over my eyedrops."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 58: </td> <td> Line 32: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *(on the subject of podiums): "I think [they] have all kinds of potential power."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"You right hand-ites!"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 60: </td> <td> Line 34: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *(on Aristotelian theatre): "You're not really a king! That's a plastic crown and you're wearing make-up...unless you're REALLY 'method'."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Love is a sloppy word."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 62: </td> <td> Line 36: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"Jimmy Carter's teeth weren't really the size of a bus."</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *(on modern post modernism): "We don't know what it is, but we know it comes after the thing that happened before."<br> + <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]<br> + <br> + *"I can't imagine the police arresting Paul Bunyon."<br> + <br> + *(on the subject of podiums): "I think [they] have all kinds of potential power."<br> + <br> + *(on Aristotelian theatre): "You're not really a king! That's a plastic crown and you're wearing make-up...unless you're REALLY 'method'."<br> + <br> + *"Jimmy Carter's teeth weren't really the size of a bus."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-03-28 22:21:29EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *As I'm saying something about you, I'm also saying something about myself." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>"</span>As I'm saying something about you, I'm also saying something about myself." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 53: </td> <td> Line 53: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + *["Theatre"] Professor ["Larry Bogad"]<br> + <br> + *"I can't imagine the police arresting Paul Bunyon."<br> + <br> + *(on the subject of podiums): "I think [they] have all kinds of potential power."<br> + <br> + *(on Aristotelian theatre): "You're not really a king! That's a plastic crown and you're wearing make-up...unless you're REALLY 'method'."<br> + <br> + *"Jimmy Carter's teeth weren't really the size of a bus."<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-03-28 22:12:13EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 11: </td> <td> Line 11: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- ["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]</span> </td> <td> <span>+ ["Theatre"] Professor ["Peter Lichtenfels"]<br> + <br> + Comedy:<br> + <br> + *"When I was growing up, there were no [directing] schools. There were dinosaurs, but no schools."<br> + <br> + *"There's something happening in my body...where's the party?"<br> + <br> + *(on women being excluded from the "man's" business world): "It still happens today...except women don't get killed...they just starve to death."<br> + <br> + *(on The Crucible discussion shifting to topic of sex): "I think this class discussion is degenerating in a lovely way."<br> + <br> + *(on evaluating an auditioning actor): "I can be picking my nose, striking a cigarette, but do I want to watch [them]?"<br> + <br> + *(on directors in "the old days"): "I smoked like 90 cigarettes a day...you know, that's what directors did...ffft (mimes inhaling cigarette smoke)...'I'm a real thinker', you know?"<br> + <br> + Wisdom:<br> + <br> + *As I'm saying something about you, I'm also saying something about myself."<br> + <br> + *"In asking why, you could have a bullshit answer, but at least you asked the question."<br> + <br> + *"Love is made up of little moments of accident."<br> + <br> + *"If it's on paper, it's part of a process."<br> + <br> + *"My instinct is always to gamble, like go for it, go for it, go for it."<br> + <br> + *(on working with actors): "You've got to fall in love with your actors as people, or else there's no way to release the potential in them."<br> + <br> + <br> + <br> + ["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-03-28 21:53:41EliseKane <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 10: </td> <td> Line 10: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + ["Theatre"] Professor ["Jon Rossini"]<br> + *(as an example of surrealism): "[You have] your brother who's really your father teaching third grade at your high school [and you consider] how that sixth eyebrow feels..."<br> + <br> + *"There's no real meaning to knocking over my eyedrops."<br> + <br> + *"You right hand-ites!"<br> + <br> + *"Love is a sloppy word."<br> + <br> + *(on modern post modernism): "We don't know what it is, but we know it comes after the thing that happened before."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2006-03-28 15:59:16BrentLaabs+ian watson <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 102: </td> <td> Line 102: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * Disgraced ["California Aggie"] columnist Ian Watson:<br> + * "["ASUCD"] is not a government, but rather something akin to the YMCA with a large vehicle fleet." ([http://www.californiaaggie.com/media/storage/paper981/news/2005/02/15/Features/The-Urgers.Are.Coming-1319577.shtml article])<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-11-19 13:24:52JasonAller <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 8: </td> <td> Line 8: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * What about three parts, with a small side table to direct. Professor quotes, wiki user quotes, and other.<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * What about three parts, with a small side table to direct. Professor quotes, wiki user quotes, and other. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 49: </td> <td> Line 49: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "I don&amp;#8217;t like seeing my own blood, because&amp;#8230; that usually means I&amp;#8217;m injured."<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "I don&amp;#8217;t like seeing my own blood, because&amp;#8230; that usually means I&amp;#8217;m injured." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 59: </td> <td> Line 59: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * "What kind of tree is this? Hopefully next time I step on one of these gross little berries in bare feet, I'll be able to say "God damn (Fill in the Blank) Tree!" instead of just "FUCK!"<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * "What kind of tree is this? Hopefully next time I step on one of these gross little berries in bare feet, I'll be able to say "God damn (Fill in the Blank) Tree!" instead of just "FUCK!" </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 66: </td> <td> Line 66: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["CindySperry"]<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["CindySperry"] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 69: </td> <td> Line 69: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Music Department" Music] Professor D. Kern Holoman<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Music Department" Music] Professor <span>["</span>D. Kern Holoman<span>"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-11-09 14:06:48JohnDudekminor spelling <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Try to keep quotes somewhat po<span>s</span>sitive. We don't want people getting offended that their "I'd love to shove giant **** in my mouth" quote went up on the Internet without their permission. But, other than that, lets quote! </td> <td> <span>+</span> Try to keep quotes somewhat positive. We don't want people getting offended that their "I'd love to shove giant **** in my mouth" quote went up on the Internet without their permission. But, other than that, lets quote! </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-11-07 12:23:15KateWatermanits funnier out of context <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 100: </td> <td> Line 100: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * History Professor A.K. Harris -- Fall '05, HIS 10B<br> + * "The rise of the fork is a really interesting thing."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-10-24 08:51:27BarnabasTruman <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 54: </td> <td> Line 54: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Math"] professor (emeritus) ["Carlos Borges"]<br> + * (after a student corrected his mistake) "Well, that's the way we do it in Portugal."<br> + * "You shouldn't take me seriously unless I am talking about mathematics."<br> + * (halfway through his last day of teaching before finally retiring) "And now I am going to do something I have never done in thirty years of teaching. I am going to leave. What are they going to do? Fire me?"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-08-29 02:37:10WayneSchiller <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 81: </td> <td> Line 81: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ * ["Music"] "It’s better to regret something you have done then something you haven’t done." Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers. ["Wayne Schiller"]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-08-28 23:59:18TomLangstonCOM = Comp. Lit <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 81: </td> <td> Line 81: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Com<span>munic</span>ati<span>ons</span>"] Professor W. Scott McLean - Fall 2004, COM 6 </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Com<span>par</span>ati<span>ve Literature</span>"] Professor W. Scott McLean - Fall 2004, COM 6 </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-07-24 11:29:24SteveLambert <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 80: </td> <td> Line 80: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Music"] Professor Jeffrey Thomas, TA Jeremy Faust, TA David Amrine [http://www.livejournal.com/users/value_meal_2/601571.html Chorus Spring 2005] </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Music<span>&nbsp;Department</span>"<span>&nbsp;Music</span>] Professor Jeffrey Thomas, TA Jeremy Faust, TA David Amrine [http://www.livejournal.com/users/value_meal_2/601571.html Chorus Spring 2005] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-07-24 11:27:53SteveLambert <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 65: </td> <td> Line 65: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * ["Music"] Professor D. Kern Holoman </td> <td> <span>+</span> * ["Music<span>&nbsp;Department</span>"<span>&nbsp;Music</span>] Professor D. Kern Holoman </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-07-17 22:54:18JaimeRaba <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 65: </td> <td> Line 65: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Professor D. Kern Holoman <span>in fall's</span> Music 10<br> <span>-</span> * "Never touch, talk, look, taste anything while music is playing!" What about listening?<br> <span>-</span> * "Tender, warm, and juicy. A good happy sonata is like a good steak. How many of you are ag students?"<br> <span>-</span> * "Your daddy's rich and your mama's good looking la la la. Now it's the other way around these days, huh. Working mothers and metrosexuals..."<br> <span>-</span> * "Ipods. They're so CUTE!"<br> <span>-</span> * "It's even better live!"<br> <span>-</span> * "Now, I'm not supposed to tell you about these things, but... I have a wee little flash drive in my pocket..."<br> <span>-</span> * Alpha Gamma Omega became "Alpha Hoosie Whatsis"<br> <span>-</span> * "What? You don't know Three Blind Mice? Okay, THAT's gonna be on the final..."<br> <span>-</span> * "Going to concerts is kinda like church... worshiping at the feet of dead white Europeans anyway..."<br> <span>-</span> * "A musical movement, despite your opinion so gently formed by this class, is NOT analogous to a bowel movement."<br> <span>-</span> * "Beethoven's 5th Symphony, 1st movement, is characterized by hammering titties. No! Hammering tutus. Oh shit. Wait. Dammit. I mean Hammering Tuttis! When the whole orchestra blows together! Wow, this is just going downhill isn't it."<br> <span>-</span> * "You haven't had a proper breakfast? Here, have a bite-sized piece of refined sugar."<br> <span>-</span> * "Now now, don't go pestering the poor librarians about the MP3s... we're not allowed to say anything about them. B<span>&nbsp;</span>esides, we're still trying to switch all our music over to CD from phonograph..."<br> - <span>&nbsp;* Professor W. Scott McLean in fall's</span> COM 6 </td> <td> <span>+</span> * <span>["Music"] </span>Professor D. Kern Holoman <span><br> + *</span> Music 10<span>, Fall 2004</span><br> <span>+ </span> * "Never touch, talk, look, taste anything while music is playing!" What about listening?<br> <span>+ </span> * "Tender, warm, and juicy. A good happy sonata is like a good steak. How many of you are ag students?"<br> <span>+ </span> * "Your daddy's rich and your mama's good looking la la la. Now it's the other way around these days, huh. Working mothers and metrosexuals..."<br> <span>+ </span> * "Ipods. They're so CUTE!"<br> <span>+ </span> * "It's even better live!"<br> <span>+ </span> * "Now, I'm not supposed to tell you about these things, but... I have a wee little flash drive in my pocket..."<br> <span>+ </span> * Alpha Gamma Omega became "Alpha Hoosie Whatsis"<br> <span>+ </span> * "What? You don't know Three Blind Mice? Okay, THAT's gonna be on the final..."<br> <span>+ </span> * "Going to concerts is kinda like church... worshiping at the feet of dead white Europeans anyway..."<br> <span>+ </span> * "A musical movement, despite your opinion so gently formed by this class, is NOT analogous to a bowel movement."<br> <span>+ </span> * "Beethoven's 5th Symphony, 1st movement, is characterized by hammering titties. No! Hammering tutus. Oh shit. Wait. Dammit. I mean Hammering Tuttis! When the whole orchestra blows together! Wow, this is just going downhill isn't it."<br> <span>+ </span> * "You haven't had a proper breakfast? Here, have a bite-sized piece of refined sugar."<br> <span>+ </span> * "Now now, don't go pestering the poor librarians about the MP3s... we're not allowed to say anything about them. Besides, we're still trying to switch all our music over to CD from phonograph..."<br> <span>+ * ["Music"] Professor Jeffrey Thomas, TA Jeremy Faust, TA David Amrine [http://www.livejournal.com/users/value_meal_2/601571.html Chorus Spring 2005]<br> + * ["Communications"] Professor W. Scott McLean </span>- <span>Fall 2004,</span> COM 6 </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-06-15 14:06:12EdwinSaada <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 8: </td> <td> Line 8: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ * What about three parts, with a small side table to direct. Professor quotes, wiki user quotes, and other. </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-06-15 09:48:36MichaelGiardina <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 6: </td> <td> Line 6: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- Maybe just make this professor quotes?</span> </td> <td> <span>+ * Maybe just make this professor quotes?<br> + * I think we should have everyone's quotes... sure, students can go above professors. Works for me..</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-06-15 09:45:57PhilipNeustrom <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 6: </td> <td> Line 6: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ Maybe just make this professor quotes?</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-06-15 09:40:08SummerSongcomment/question <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 4: </td> <td> Line 4: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + ''Should we maybe put the Wiki users above the random professors? Or list people alphabetically? I'd rather be able to see the silly things that the people who routinely contribute to the Wiki have said than the random quotes of random people!'' --["SummerSong" ss]</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Memorable Quoteshttp://daviswiki.org/Memorable_Quotes2005-06-15 05:08:46CindySperryspelling <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Memorable Quotes<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 76: </td> <td> Line 76: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> * Professor W. Scott Mc<span>Cl</span>ean in fall's COM 6 </td> <td> <span>+</span> * Professor W. Scott Mc<span>L</span>ean in fall's COM 6 </td> </tr> </table> </div>