Why is it here? Who knows about it? What powers does it possess?
It is probably a physical replica of its portrayed cousin in the Woody Allen movie "Sleeper" which featured this futuristic, instantaneous, orgasm producer as a means to replace the human need for sexual intercourse and intimacy in the future. —RobertBaron
I've heard rumor that it contains a portal into someone else's head! —BrianChen
I enter the Orgasmatron on a daily basis...and it's amazing. —EliseKane