Recent Changes for "Toasts" - Davis Wikihttp://daviswiki.org/ToastsRecent Changes of the page "Toasts" on Davis Wiki.en-us Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2013-08-24 10:11:55HannahToru <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 17: </td> <td> Line 17: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *Mandarin: Ganbei! </td> <td> <span>+ </span> *Mandarin: Ganbei! </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2013-08-24 10:11:38HannahToru <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 17: </td> <td> Line 17: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Mandarin: Ganbei!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2010-04-12 20:15:08sjadczak <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 66: </td> <td> Line 66: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to honor -- get on 'er, stay on 'er, and if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er" (the way I've always heard it)</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2008-09-25 20:43:17JasonAllerlink fix <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 43: </td> <td> Line 43: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Here's to you as good as you are; And here's to me as bad as I am; But as good as you are; And as bad as I am; I'm as good as you are -- as bad as I am." -- ["SummerSong" ss's Poppa] </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Here's to you as good as you are; And here's to me as bad as I am; But as good as you are; And as bad as I am; I'm as good as you are -- as bad as I am." -- ["<span>Users/</span>SummerSong" ss's Poppa] </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2008-09-07 19:15:56JasonAllerlink fix <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 3: </td> <td> Line 3: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 5: </td> <td> Line 4: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 34: </td> <td> Line 32: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 37: </td> <td> Line 36: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Champagne for real friends, and real pain for sham friends!" -- ["DanFisher"] (my grandfather's favorite toast) </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Champagne for real friends, and real pain for sham friends!" -- ["<span>Users/</span>DanFisher"] (my grandfather's favorite toast) </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 70: </td> <td> Line 69: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2008-04-10 04:35:35Smourrty <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 13: </td> <td> Line 13: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Greek: Ade yamas!</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 22: </td> <td> Line 23: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Swedish: Skål!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-11-02 16:47:49Tusnellda <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *German rules: It is good toasting style to clink the glass of every single person at the table; however, have eye contact while<span><br> - </span> toasting, else it means bad luck. If two people are toasting, do not toast across them to another person (so that the line of your arm and the<span><br> - </span> other persons' arms would form a cross), because that also means bad luck and is considered rude.<span><br> - </span> And most importantly: Do not, under any circumstances, fill up your (or any other) glass if it is not completely empty yet! If you do so, that<span><br> - </span> means seven years of really bad sex! (Although some people fill up the non-empty glasses anyhow, figuring that seven years of bad sex is<span><br> - </span> better than no sex at all) </td> <td> <span>+</span> *German rules: It is good toasting style to clink the glass of every single person at the table; however, have eye contact while toasting, else it means bad luck. If two people are toasting, do not toast across them to another person (so that the line of your arm and the other persons' <span>&nbsp;</span>arms would form a cross), because that also means bad luck and is considered rude. And most importantly: Do not, under any circumstances, fill up your (or any other) glass if it is not completely empty yet! If you do so, that means seven years of really bad sex! (Although some people fill up the non-empty glasses anyhow, figuring that seven years of bad sex is better than no sex at all) </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-11-02 16:46:32Tusnellda <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ *German rules: It is good toasting style to clink the glass of every single person at the table; however, have eye contact while<br> + toasting, else it means bad luck. If two people are toasting, do not toast across them to another person (so that the line of your arm and the<br> + other persons' arms would form a cross), because that also means bad luck and is considered rude.<br> + And most importantly: Do not, under any circumstances, fill up your (or any other) glass if it is not completely empty yet! If you do so, that<br> + means seven years of really bad sex! (Although some people fill up the non-empty glasses anyhow, figuring that seven years of bad sex is<br> + better than no sex at all)</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-10-03 15:56:26JoyChu <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 20: </td> <td> Line 20: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Russian: Za vashe zdorov'ye!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-10-03 12:35:05JabberWokky <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 26: </td> <td> Line 26: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> they apparently find Americans fairly vulg<span>u</span>r for not doing so, among myriad other reasons. </td> <td> <span>+</span> they apparently find Americans fairly vulg<span>a</span>r for not doing so, among myriad other reasons. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 65: </td> <td> Line 65: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Here's to the lady in the white shoes<span>-she'll steal</span>l all your money, she'll drink all your booze. She ain't got a cherry, but that ain't no sin, 'cuz she's still got the box that the cherry came in!"<br> <span>-</span> *"I've drank from the cup of life-<span>from the rim, to the brim, to the dr</span>egs<span>-but all I ever wanted to taste is what's in between your legs</span>." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Here's to the lady in the white shoes<span>: she'll stea</span>l all your money, she'll drink all your booze. She ain't got a cherry, but that ain't no sin, 'cuz she's still got the box that the cherry came in!"<br> <span>+</span> *"I've drank from the cup of life<span>: from the rim, to the brim, to the dregs... but all I ever wanted to taste is what's in</span>-<span>between your l</span>egs." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-10-03 12:12:29JudgeAdded some old toasts <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 65: </td> <td> Line 65: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to the lady in the white shoes-she'll steall all your money, she'll drink all your booze. She ain't got a cherry, but that ain't no sin, 'cuz she's still got the box that the cherry came in!"<br> + *"I've drank from the cup of life-from the rim, to the brim, to the dregs-but all I ever wanted to taste is what's in between your legs."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-08-12 11:12:06BrianYum <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 16: </td> <td> Line 16: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *Japanese: Ka<span>m</span>pai! </td> <td> <span>+</span> *Japanese: Ka<span>n</span>pai!<span><br> + *Korean: Guhn-Bae!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-03-15 14:34:44ErikRonnebergadded norwegian <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 18: </td> <td> Line 18: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Norwegian: Skoll!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-01-08 12:18:13AlphaDog+toast <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 38: </td> <td> Line 38: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to those who wish us well, all the rest can go to hell."</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 39: </td> <td> Line 40: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"In heaven there is no beer<span><br> - </span> that's why we drink ours here." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"In heaven there is no beer that's why we drink ours here." </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 48: </td> <td> Line 48: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"To the head-brewer<span><br> </span>-<span>&nbsp;</span> may his wort never clear up!"<br> <span>-</span> *"We'll think of all the friends we know<span><br> - </span> and drink to all worth drinking to." </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"To the head-brewer<span>&nbsp;</span>-<span>-</span> may his wort never clear up!"<br> <span>+</span> *"We'll think of all the friends we know and drink to all worth drinking to." </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2007-01-07 01:19:42PatrickHanners <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 35: </td> <td> Line 35: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"May the grass on your road to hell grow long for lack of use."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2006-09-20 15:59:19WilliamLewisNo space after the colon in biblical citations. <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 35: </td> <td> Line 35: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more." (Proverbs 31:<span>&nbsp;</span>6-7) </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more." (Proverbs 31:6-7) </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 43: </td> <td> Line 43: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs." <span>—</span>from the book, ''The Joys of Yiddish'' </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs." <span>—</span>from the book, ''The Joys of Yiddish'' </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 45: </td> <td> Line 45: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *"May you live all the days of your life." <span>—</span>Jonathan Swift </td> <td> <span>+</span> *"May you live all the days of your life." <span>—</span>Jonathan Swift </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2006-09-20 15:53:23AlphaDog+mo etiquette <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 7: </td> <td> Line 7: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> == Standard Toasts in Various Languages ==<span>&nbsp;</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> == Standard Toasts in Various Languages == </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 25: </td> <td> Line 25: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *The first toast should be made by the host.<br> + *The person receiving the toast should remain seated and should not drink to the toast.<br> + *When a guest of honor is being toasted, they stand when the toast is finished and thank the one who gave the toast.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2006-03-18 10:49:57PaulCasucci <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 20: </td> <td> Line 20: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Hungarian: Egesegedre! (Egg-esh-sheg-edra)</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-11-26 22:40:05AmeliaCarlson <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 59: </td> <td> Line 59: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to those we love the best, we love them best when they're undressed. We love them sitting, standing, lying; if they had wings we'd love them flying. And when they're dead, buried, forgotten- we'll dig them up and fuck them rotting!"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-11-26 19:48:05DomenicSantangelo+1 <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 58: </td> <td> Line 58: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to honor -- cause if you can't come in her, come on her!" (maybe a little more vulgar, but flows much better.)</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-11-26 19:32:33AllisonEriksenadded one i heard <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 57: </td> <td> Line 57: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to honor (on her). To getting honor, keeping honor, and not getting off her 'til you get off honor."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-11-10 09:18:29AlphaDog+link <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> It is important, in <span>whate</span>ve<span>r country</span> or company you may be in, to toast appropriately. Study these and learn them, for they will serve you well one day as you down that ["alcohol" chang] in the Sherpa tent or hang with the locals at a Scottish pub. If you can offer a drink and toast a person in his/her own language, you've made a friend! If you can sing the local songs after tossing a few, you'll doubtless be buddies for life. </td> <td> <span>+</span> It is important, in <span>["Tra</span>ve<span>l Agencies" whatever country]</span> or company you may be in, to toast appropriately. Study these and learn them, for they will serve you well one day as you down that ["alcohol" chang] in the Sherpa tent or hang with the locals at a Scottish pub. If you can offer a drink and toast a person in his/her own language, you've made a friend! If you can sing the local songs after tossing a few, you'll doubtless be buddies for life. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 16: </td> <td> Line 16: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *Japanese: <span>C</span>ampai! </td> <td> <span>+</span> *Japanese: <span>K</span>ampai! </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-07-10 16:15:09MiriamKaufmanitalian <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 15: </td> <td> Line 15: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Italian: Cin Cin!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-07-09 22:49:26JasonAllerlinked local toastmasters <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 58: </td> <td> Line 58: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> Toastmasters is an international social club dedicated to making toasts and helping people improve their public speaking skills. There are [http://www.toastmasters.org/find/searchresults.asp?ZipCodeProximity=95616&amp;imageField.x=0&amp;imageField.y=0 local chapters] in Sacramento, Vacaville, and even Davis! Anyone know if it is still active? </td> <td> <span>+</span> Toastmasters is an international social club dedicated to making toasts and helping people improve their public speaking skills. There are [http://www.toastmasters.org/find/searchresults.asp?ZipCodeProximity=95616&amp;imageField.x=0&amp;imageField.y=0 local chapters] in Sacramento, Vacaville, and even <span>["Town And Gown Club" </span>Davis<span>]</span>! Anyone know if it is still active? </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-07-08 09:24:09JimSchwab <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 55: </td> <td> Line 55: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"May your beer always be dry and your women always moist."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-07-08 09:14:24AlphaDogjust a morning thing, I guess <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 27: </td> <td> Line 27: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Champagne for real friends, and real pain for sham friends!" -- ["DanFisher"] (my grandfather's favorite toast)</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 28: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink."<br> + *"Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more." (Proverbs 31: 6-7)</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 32: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> *<span>''</span>Here's to you as good as you are; And here's to me as bad as I am; But as good as you are; And as bad as I am; I'm as good as you are -- as bad as I am.<span>''</span> -- ["SummerSong" ss's Poppa]<span><br> - *"Champagne for real friends, and real pain for sham friends!" -- ["DanFisher"] (my grandfather's favorite toast)</span> </td> <td> <span>+</span> *<span>"</span>Here's to you as good as you are; And here's to me as bad as I am; But as good as you are; And as bad as I am; I'm as good as you are -- as bad as I am.<span>"</span> -- ["SummerSong" ss's Poppa] </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 46: </td> <td> Line 48: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"May you always come more than you go."<br> + *"May your love be a thousand miles long but come in six inch installments."<br> + *"Here's to birthdays... they come only once a year! Aren't you glad you're not a birthday??"<br> + *"Here's to the top, And here's to the middle. Let's hope tonight we all get a little."<br> + *"I want to thank you all for coming, especially my parents, (X) years ago."<br> + *"Here's to heat! Not the kind that ignites and burns down shanties, but the kind that excites and slides down panties!"<br> + *"Here's to you, here's to me, together as friends we'll always be. And if we ever disagree, F--k you, here's to me."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-28 09:19:44AlphaDog+mo toasts (but why always in the morning??) <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 12: </td> <td> Line 12: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *German: "Hopfen und Malz, Gott erhaltz!" (Long live hops and malt!)</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 25: </td> <td> Line 26: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs." — from the book, ''The Joys of Yiddish''</span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never face the wrong way."<br> + *"Cheers to you and cheers to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But just in case we disagree, to Hell with you and cheers to me"</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 27: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- *"Cheers to you and cheers to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But just in case we disagree, to Hell with you and cheers to me"</span> </td> <td> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 30: </td> <td> Line 31: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"In heaven there is no beer<br> + that's why we drink ours here."<br> + *"May for ''better or worse'' be far better than worse."<br> + *"May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, but never catch up."<br> + *"May our house always be too small to hold all our friends."<br> + *"May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs." —from the book, ''The Joys of Yiddish''<br> + *"May we never have friends who, like shadows, follow us in sunshine only to desert us on a cloudy day."<br> + *"May you live all the days of your life." —Jonathan Swift<br> + *"To more friends and less need of them."<br> + *"To the head-brewer<br> + may his wort never clear up!"<br> + *"We'll think of all the friends we know<br> + and drink to all worth drinking to."</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 16:56:14DanFisher <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 29: </td> <td> Line 29: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Champagne for real friends, and real pain for sham friends!" -- ["DanFisher"] (my grandfather's favorite toast)</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 31: </td> <td> Line 32: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ <br> + <br> + == Toastmasters International ==<br> + <br> + Toastmasters is an international social club dedicated to making toasts and helping people improve their public speaking skills. There are [http://www.toastmasters.org/find/searchresults.asp?ZipCodeProximity=95616&amp;imageField.x=0&amp;imageField.y=0 local chapters] in Sacramento, Vacaville, and even Davis! Anyone know if it is still active?</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 14:56:15SummerSongMy Poppa's toast <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 28: </td> <td> Line 28: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *''Here's to you as good as you are; And here's to me as bad as I am; But as good as you are; And as bad as I am; I'm as good as you are -- as bad as I am.'' -- ["SummerSong" ss's Poppa]<br> + </span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 14:04:10SummerSong <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 27: </td> <td> Line 27: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Cheers to you and cheers to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But just in case we disagree, to Hell with you and cheers to me"</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 13:57:56MiriamKaufmanIrish! <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 13: </td> <td> Line 13: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *Irish: Slainte!</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 25: </td> <td> Line 26: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>- </span> </td> <td> <span>+ *"Here's to the old lady up the hill. If she won't drink it, I will!" - Irish blessing</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 13:40:37AlphaDog+Yiddish toast <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 24: </td> <td> Line 24: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *"May the people who dance on your grave get cramps in their legs." — from the book, ''The Joys of Yiddish''</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 08:59:22AlphaDog+eye contact & etiquette <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 2: </td> <td> Line 2: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 17: </td> <td> Line 18: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ == Toasting Etiquette ==<br> + *Western Europeans from the Netherlands to Bulgaria seem to have a thing about making eye contact when toasting<br> + they apparently find Americans fairly vulgur for not doing so, among myriad other reasons.</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 08:39:07AlphaDogway to early to be thinking about toasting! <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 9: </td> <td> Line 9: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ *English: Bottoms up!</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 08:27:47AlphaDog <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <span>-</span> It is important, in whatever country or company you may be in, to toast appropriately. Study these and learn them, for they will serve you well one day <span>in the mountains of Nepal as you play cards</span> in the Sherpa tent. If you can offer a drink and toast a person in his/her own language, you've made a friend! If you can sing the local songs after tossing a few, you'll doubtless be buddies for life. </td> <td> <span>+</span> It is important, in whatever country or company you may be in, to toast appropriately. Study these and learn them, for they will serve you well one day <span>as you down that ["alcohol" chang]</span> in the Sherpa tent<span>&nbsp;or hang with the locals at a Scottish pub</span>. If you can offer a drink and toast a person in his/her own language, you've made a friend! If you can sing the local songs after tossing a few, you'll doubtless be buddies for life. </td> </tr> </table> </div> Toastshttp://daviswiki.org/Toasts2005-06-23 08:21:10AlphaDog <div id="content" class="wikipage content"> Differences for Toasts<p><strong></strong></p><table> <tr> <td> <span> Deletions are marked with - . </span> </td> <td> <span> Additions are marked with +. </span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Line 1: </td> <td> Line 1: </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <span>+ It is important, in whatever country or company you may be in, to toast appropriately. Study these and learn them, for they will serve you well one day in the mountains of Nepal as you play cards in the Sherpa tent. If you can offer a drink and toast a person in his/her own language, you've made a friend! If you can sing the local songs after tossing a few, you'll doubtless be buddies for life.<br> + <br> + [[TableOfContents]]<br> + <br> + <br> + == Standard Toasts in Various Languages == <br> + *Dutch: Proost!<br> + *English: Cheers!<br> + *German: Prost!<br> + *Hebrew: L'chaim!<br> + *Japanese: Campai!<br> + *Maori: Kia Ora!<br> + *Spanish: Salud!<br> + *Turkish: Sherefe!<br> + <br> + <br> + == Clean but Amusing Toasts ==<br> + *"Arriba, abajo, al centro y adentro!"<br> + <br> + == Downright Nasty Ones in Any Language ==</span> </td> </tr> </table> </div>