Name: Brad Benedict
Born in the first half of 1984, Brad spent 22 11/12 of a year living in Esparto.
I bought a house in fucking RIO LINDA, married CharlotteHoar and made a baby in her, who came out in September 2010. I don't wiki too much anymore.
Brad is an infamous IRC troll. Beware, or he might pwn your silly ass.
When he's not busy
trolling WilliamLewis and JessicaRockwell in #daviswiki sleeping he's prolly doing deadlifts or telling you and everybody else how wonderful deadlifts are. He also enjoys working on his grip strength so he can crush his girlfriend. complaining about being tired.
He also has a long moustache that he does not usually comb. He likes lolcats. He likes strength training and knows that biceps are not the only muscles in the male body. Deadlifts! Erector spinae! Hip flexors! He is the manager of a truck repair shop, though he knows nothing about truck repair. He loves his E30, but it has been getting crappier since he moved to Davis. He gets pissed off when he can't park it because some asshole decided their car was good enough for TWO parking spots.
Also, my attention to detail is appreciated on this wiki.
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I just got a skype wifi cellphone, do you have that map of wifi networks in Davis? —StevenDaubert
Yeah, I get plenty of them, I just wanted to look at a cool visual representation. —StevenDaubert
I sort of remember that. Cool. —NickSchmalenberger
...no, i don't —MichelleAccurso
Stop calling me Tahj Mowry during sex! —CharlotteHoar
2007-09-18 19:50:02 I know man, the zombies thinking they'll be able to take over davis? they move so slow... not a chance. what do you think will happen? —PxlAted
2007-09-27 23:05:02 It's funny that you get my mail considering I had thought I had changed everything and I also did the address change thingy at the Post Office. I still live in the complex so if it's bothering you, let me know. (I'm only two apartments down, ending in 0 instead of 2). Sorry for checking your comment so late, i never check my own page on here. —RachelPeters
2007-12-18 21:24:47 Haha, see I can laugh too. —LizethCazares
2008-02-14 15:36:01 Your shop should sign up with my work's service. www.mechanicnet.com
You love it. —JessicaJohnson
2008-04-15 22:15:21 I've been trying to add a comment about ADHD, but I keep losing my connection. And by the time I gain access again, I forget what I wanted to say! Ack! —CurlyGirl26
2008-04-17 23:40:43 Yup. —LizethCazares
2008-04-19 21:32:52 want to see? —LizethCazares
2008-04-25 17:13:08 I just looked up what a "deadlift" is. Sounds good to me. Next time I'm at the gym, I'll figure out how much I can lift and get back to you :=) —CurlyGirl26
2008-06-14 21:29:59 I just saw you and Charlotte leave Target. Like for real JUST saw. I'm still standing at the exit. —MichelleAccurso
2008-06-15 21:58:55 i saw you guys in quick passing, and like everytime we've talked online you got mad at me, which is why we don't talk online anymore. hey whatever, way to notice ME! —MichelleAccurso
2008-06-17 23:11:08 you're very crazy —MichelleAccurso
2008-08-01 21:40:30 Yea, I just haven't been on AIM. My internet is down at home for some reason. I'm working on it. How say you? —CurlyGirl26
2011-03-27 21:55:38 De tail is always appreciated. Glad to hear you're doing well. —JabberWokky
Thanks. I miss Davis though. And having free time. In Rio Linda nobody would dare try to ban leaf blowers. Noise? Pfft. You can't hear them over the neighbor's straight-piped 6.6L GTO or motorcycle that they seem to be idling/revving 24/7. Pollution? Not a big deal when you consider the aforementioned GTO. Kicking up dust? I'm sure the daily motorcycle races on residential streets with children playing in them kick up more dust than a leaf blower! —BradBenedict
2011-03-27 22:03:37 Sometimes I don't even like boners when they are my own. Like when I wake up and I have to pee really bad but I can't. —hankim
Or when you're in high school and you have one and the bell rings to change classes. Even though nobody has ever noticed it tucked into your waist band before, you're still worried about it. —BradBenedict
Especially when you're wearing a short t-shirt. —hankim
2011-03-27 23:19:51 you come out the cuts —StevenDaubert
I don't even know what that means. I've been MIA? —BradBenedict
2012-10-10 01:05:50 The slice of Brad's life I experienced was very small, but every experience I had with him was positive and memorable. Rest in peace, Brad. —PhilipNeustrom