Hi, I'm Brent Laabs. I've worked tirelessly for the students for the past two years, and I hope to continue to fight for you on the ASUCD Fake Senate. And remember to vote SQUELCH!
Qualifications:
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Chair of the Board of Directors, UC Student Association (recalled)
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Attended ASUCD Internal Affairs Commission for 2 years
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Authored or Coauthored 12% of ASUCD Senate Bills last year
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President, DRAGON (campus gaming club)
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NorCal MiniLuv, Students for an Orwellian Society
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Fluent in Newspeak
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Teaching Assistant for Sociology 3
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Pope of the Discordian Church
Issues
- Restore the Campus Cinema to a full Unit
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For Art Films, big-budget premieres, and more
- Restart the Student Forums Unit
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For Student Debates, Famous Guest Speakers, and more
- Rename Kleiber Hall to Keebler Hall
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Get corporate sponsorship, paint a giant elf on the side, free cookies for everyone!
- Replace all street lamps with telescreens
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More safety, because telescreens also watch you
- Restart the ASUCD Public Relations Office
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Do you really know what ASUCD does? Most people don't.
- Allow catch-and-release squirrel fishing on campus
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Exercising your rights from the California Constitution
- Increase Environmental Buildings on Campus
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Advocating for LEED Platinum buildings on campus
- Put the ICBM back in the Silo
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Defending UC Davis against Stanford
- Provide Digital Versions of Classical Notes
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Online lecture notes archive will be easily downloadable
- Get authority over the Campus Unions Admin Advisory Committee
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Why has the UCD Administration given ASUCD less authority over this committee, which controls actual student uses like the ARC and MU, than other committees?
- Make Epic Quad Battle an ASUCD Unit
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Wouldn't trebuchets make it a little more epic?
- More Sex in the Gender and Sexuality Commission Meetings
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How can you talk about sex without experience?
- Bring open government to Club Finance Council
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There's no good reason to allocate money in closed session
- Be fiscally responsible
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Revisit all of our grants budget, and actually evaluate the effectiveness of each program.
SUPPORT SQUELCH! VOTE BRENT LAABS FOR FAKE SENATE!
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