(beatbox)
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I'm Harrison; come from San Fran
Friends say I'm crazy like I-RAN! IRAN (read like I-Ran, which isn't right, but will do for rhyming purposes)
Read Goethe, Tolstoy, and whatever
Take crazy hard classes; give up never
Sometimes I have to think of a rhyme
Excuse me, this could take a long time.
(several minutes pass)
Don't text when I ride
or use calculators when I DERIVE
Psych Double Major (unexplained gunshots in the backgrounds)
In AP Gov learned' bout Prime Minister Major
Roll with T-Pad
We're both so bad
Playin' bootleg tuneage
Not thinkin' 'bout cleavage!
Get drunk, Get laid
Get a job, Get paid
Those are things I have not done
Uh...
Yeah, that's about it for now.
