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JeffLeCates — 2007-09-16 09:29:48

A few things are past tense now.

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- ["Civil and Environmental Engineering" Civil Engineering] major. Ever driven down the freeway, and asked yourself, "Who was the idiot who designed this thing?" That'll be me in about a year.	+ In December 2006, I earned my ["Civil and Environmental Engineering" Civil Engineering] B.S. Ever driven down the freeway, and asked yourself, "Who was the idiot who designed this thing?" That's pretty close to what I do.
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- Lives in ["Dixon"]. As such, I do most of my studying at ["Java California"].	+ While taking classes, I lived in ["Dixon"]. As such, I did most of my studying at ["Java California"]. I've since moved up the hill; I live in Sparks. It's right next to ["Reno"].
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- 1. Earn a Bachelor’s Degree in Civil Engineering. - 2. Get a job with a government transportation agency.	+ 1. Earn a Bachelor’s Degree in Civil Engineering. (Done!) + 2. Get a job with a government transportation agency. (Does consulting count?)
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- 5. Hold a yard sale.	+ 5. Hold a yard sale. (Done! Want to do this again.)
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- 27. Read at least one Thomas Friedman book.	+ 27. Read at least one Thomas Friedman book. (Done! ''The World Is Flat'' was a good read. I'm moving on to Mark Steyn.)
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- "Congress today conducted an under cover investigation of steroids in baseball. Their conclusion -- the Chicago Cubs are just months away from getting nuclear weapons." --Craig Ferguson	+ "Britney (Spears) was criticized for being overweight, out of shape, and giving a half-hearted performance, which explains why she was signed by the New York Jets." --Conan O'Brien

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JeffLeCates — 2006-08-17 23:29:59

Added my to-do list, new joke o' th' week

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- I don't like vanity sites, so I'll keep this short and sweet. - - ===About Me===	+ =About Me=
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- ===Joke O' Th' Week=== - Mel Gibson.	+ ==Things I Want To Do Before I Perish== + 1. Earn a Bachelor’s Degree in Civil Engineering. + 2. Get a job with a government transportation agency. + 3. Get a job in construction management. + 4. Buy a tailored suit. + 5. Hold a yard sale. + 6. Take a motorcycle safety class. + 7. Have at least $1 million in my checking account. + 8. Buy a brand new car, with less than 10 miles on the odometer. + 9. Fly first class. + 10. Travel to another nation. + 11. See a Broadway show. On Broadway. In New York City. In one of the front five rows. + 12. Build a computer that “goes to eleven”. + 13. Run in a marathon. + 14. Ride the entire route of the Tour of California. + 15. Get a job in broadcasting. + 16. Hike or ride the length of the Pacific Crest Trail. + 17. Buy a house with Zodiaq kitchen countertops. + 18. Visit a nude beach. + 19. See my children graduate from a 4 year university, after having been in said university for 4 years. + 20. Be a seat filler at a televised awards show. + 21. Be romantically linked to a supermodel. + 22. Get ripped, so to speak. + 23. Bet at least $50,000 on a hand of blackjack. + 24. Meet Alton Brown. + 25. Buy a brand new BMW motorcycle. + 26. Travel the nation, visiting roller coaster-based theme parks. + 27. Read at least one Thomas Friedman book. + 28. Go paragliding. + 29. Attend a late-night talk show taping. + 30. Go on a vocation vacation. + 31. Be romantically linked to a member of a collegiate athletic team. + 32. To borrow a line from Warren Buffet, have enough money so that I can do whatever I want, but not so much that I’m compelled to do nothing. + 33. See a live Joe Satriani performance. + + =Joke O' Th' Week= + "Congress today conducted an under cover investigation of steroids in baseball. Their conclusion -- the Chicago Cubs are just months away from getting nuclear weapons." --Craig Ferguson

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JeffLeCates — 2006-08-07 22:16:30

Close enough to Tuesday. Das Joke O' Th' Week.

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- What has four legs and says 'Moof'? - ''A cow with buck teeth.''	+ Mel Gibson.

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JeffLeCates — 2006-07-25 17:38:23

Must be Tuesday, new Joke O' Th' Week.

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- Why do people in France eat only one egg? - ''Because, in French, one egg is un oeuf.''	+ What has four legs and says 'Moof'? + ''A cow with buck teeth.''

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JeffLeCates — 2006-07-17 18:41:16

Added a few details, and a Joke O' Th' Week.

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- ["Civil and Environmental Engineering" Civil Engineering] major. Lives in ["Dixon"]. Likes messing with computers. Doesn't like to use pronouns. Has to come up with a better page.	+ ===About Me=== + + ["Civil and Environmental Engineering" Civil Engineering] major. Ever driven down the freeway, and asked yourself, "Who was the idiot who designed this thing?" That'll be me in about a year. + + Lives in ["Dixon"]. As such, I do most of my studying at ["Java California"]. + + Likes messing with computers. I fancy myself as a Windows-proficient, Mac-comfortable, Linux noob. + + ===Joke O' Th' Week=== + Why do people in France eat only one egg? + ''Because, in French, one egg is un oeuf.''

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JeffLeCates — 2006-07-17 18:33:19

Added stats.

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JasonAller — 2005-05-23 19:34:23

links

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- Civil Engineering major. Lives in Dixon. Likes messing with computers. Doesn't like to use pronouns. Has to come up with a better page.	+ ["Civil and Environmental Engineering" Civil Engineering] major. Lives in ["Dixon"]. Likes messing with computers. Doesn't like to use pronouns. Has to come up with a better page.

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JeffLeCates — 2005-04-18 13:47:06

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	+ I don't like vanity sites, so I'll keep this short and sweet. + + Civil Engineering major. Lives in Dixon. Likes messing with computers. Doesn't like to use pronouns. Has to come up with a better page.