Matt Newgren is some kind of troll-like creature. He lurks around Davis. Matt Newgren is in fact a giant among men. He knows why alot of things suck. He was also the first man to discover that cats use sponge tongue technology. He has an amazing band called Kyburz and if you ask nicely he might let you see his tongue which is amazing because its about six inches long. *ladies* He can also breathe through his ears.