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[[Thumbnail(trio.jpg, "Matthew in the center, with his lesbian friends Morgan and Lauren. The trio is known for various bovine theft activities in and around the city of Davis.")]] [[Thumbnail(cow.jpg, right, "This is a cow, famous for their output of milk. Vegetarians like to think they're saving these stupid animals by not eating meat.")]]

This user is banned. And [WWW]indicted. And [WWW]fired. And [WWW]arraigned.

Matthew [WWW]abducts cows


I think I'll go to Boston, I think I'll start a new life,
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name,
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather,
I think I'll get a lover and fly em out to Spain
I think I'll go to Boston,
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of the sunset,
I hear it's nice in the Summer, some snow would be nice


2006-04-10 21:01:56   I'm a fucking teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my...HAHA! —MatthewKeys

2006-04-10 19:51:41   Meat that has been jizzed on isn't the best tasting. —MatthewKeys

Hey man, what the $%#! is your problem messing up the wiki? I encourage you to take a look at [WWW]this page -KJM

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