The Davis Trinity is a ritual most often performed by UCD undergrads. It entails the consumption of three of the (arguably) strongest drinks in Davis in one night:
- The Wicky Wacky Woo at Bar Bernardo
- The Devastator at Bistro 33
- The FML at Red 88 Noodle Bar (or the super FML for the Holy Trinity)
Ideally, this feat is accomplished in one night and as quickly as possible. It is generally advised to prepare ahead of time (eat, drink a lot of water) and to not drink any other alcoholic beverages before embarking on the task. A determined group of adventurers can be expected to complete the Trinity within 90 minutes, even if they are drinking at a leisurely pace.
Those by name of Ajit Punj should GET PUMPED.
Alpha: Someone who completes the Trinity without help.
Beta Bitch: Someone who cannot complete the Trinity or needs help... Or someone who eats Jack-in-the-box before the bars and spends the rest of the night recreating Niagara Falls on his toilet rather than coming out drinking.