Philip Neustrom Theory is a newly minted field of Neustromnomic dadastatictics, a field somewhat related to bistromathematics and pantheistic solipsism. It attempts to correlate Neustrom derived data with wiki statistics and events. It is quite possibly the world's only hope for a utopian existence.
- Theory Number One — A treatise on the Neustrom Paradox, similar to Zeno's old quandary, but involving fewer arrows and trees and more pretty graphs.
- Theory Number Two — A dire forecast revealing precisely how the well being of the wiki community is linked to Neustromnomics.