Philip Neustrom Theory Number Two is a Neustromnomic theory that states that the total number of entries on the DavisWiki and the number of edits that Philip Neustrom makes will be roughly in par with each other. The number of edits that Philip has made seems to be slightly ahead, leading one to the simple conclusion that Philip's edit count is a leading indicator of the number of total entries. Should, through some mechanism not yet understood, Philip's edit count ever decrease, it would be a portent of inverse growth of the wiki, a situation to be avoided at all costs.
Conclusions and recommendations: Since the well being of the wiki is tied to Philip's edits, a certain percentage of funds should be diverted from system payments and reallocated to Red Bull purchases. This can ensure Philip's continued activity on the wiki and a beneficial situation for all in the community.